Quickies: Off the Rack
Britney Spears in a bikini. My apologies. (CelebNewsWire)
Katherine McPhee’s new album sucks. But her boobs, on the other hand, are awesome. (Fatback)
This is the hottest American Idol loser you’ll ever see. (Popoholic)
Donald Trump is an ____. (PopBytes)
Justin Timberlake turns down a threesome with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. (The Bastardly)
Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson? Gross. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton nip slip number 1,439. (Egotastic)
Halle Berry lookin’ more pregnant than ever. I refuse to say “preggers” on principle. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Boy, does Nicole Richie ever look fat. (BWE)
Lucy Liu makes a chic appearance at the premiere of the shittiest new movie of 2007. (Gabsmash)
“The Colbert Factor” and the “O’Reily Report” — it’s like Freaky Friday, only much funnier. (Seriously? OMG)
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
LadyJane
Yep, I would DEFINITELY do that American Loser Idol bitch. Then, I’d make her do me…..
Jan 9th, 2007
abby
So… you have the McPhever. In your McPants.
I’ve missed you, Krisdylee!!!
Jan 9th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Marilyn Manson scares the holy-hell out of me.
So IS Justin Timberlake gay or really smart?
♫ ♪ Here we go Lucy Liu
Here we go Lucy Lie
Here we go Lucy Liu
All of the Saturday night! ♪ ♫
(Bun, do you remember THAT song from grade school?)
Jan 9th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
(OriginalBuns, do you remember THAT song from grade school?)
Jan 9th, 2007
Please Eat My Pies
Wow, i would definitely make McPhee eat my pies.
Jan 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
gumbo, i sure do!
i want to say it was a jump-rope sing-song, but i wouldn’t have thought of it ’til you mentiond it!
honey, i’m just “buns”. stupid xanga made me get a new name, but i’ll always be ‘buns’ to my friends.
okay, give it up, gumbo. i’m gonna guess…….1955–1960.
am i close??
Jan 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Good on JT, he should go and get checked by his physician anyway just in case.
Jan 10th, 2007
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