Britney Spears’ Mystery Man Revealed
I’m sure all of you have been simply a-titter with anticipation after seeing pictures of Britney Spears and a bearded mystery man floating around the net this week. Well, allow me to reveal the identity the bearded douche: he is one Isaac “Kevin Federline Junior with More Facial Hair and Just as Much Self-Esteem” Cohen. Turns out Mr. Cohen is an actor/model (for a sample of Mr. Cohen’s portfolio click here) living in L.A., and he and the pantiless dumpling took a little boat outing yesterday. Sans the kiddies, of course, but armed with booze, smokes, and tanning oil. I guess Britney meant every word of her letter to her fans last week. So, we’re back in the saddle, are we, Brit? And I don’t mean that metaphorically, as in ”mounting a new comeback”; I mean, she’s wearing fucking cowboy boots with a dress, so she’s either going horseback riding or to a rodeo.
More of the dumpling and Federline II after the jump, (photos courtesy of TMZ)
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
tt
WHO CARES what this fat Attention SLUT does or who she fu**s anymore?
Lets see some ALBA!!!!
T.T.Quick
Jan 10th, 2007
Dragulf
I prefer to call her Shitney the pear.
Jan 10th, 2007
RichPort
What’s with the fucking bandana? Gives a whole new meaning to gangbanging with Britney Spears. Not that there ever was a meaning to that newly coined phrase. But it would make a great porn… or not. C’mon Titney, just whip out the milkcrates.
Jan 10th, 2007
amandak
Her “dress” in the first pic is actually a zippered jacket. It’s probably Eyesick’s and she saw it and wanted to wear it as a dress to go with her boots.
NASHTY just plain NASHTY.
Jan 10th, 2007
Zanna
Dragulf..I never understood the Pear part. Shitney yes..Pear? not so much. Does it refer to her body type?
Jan 10th, 2007
Dragulf
Yes, she looks like a PEAR body type hun.
Jan 10th, 2007
Dragulf
also her last name is sPEARs so it’s a double whammy.
Jan 10th, 2007
Allison
Eww & gross. This is such a step down from good ole Timber.
Jan 10th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Why oh why wasn’t I born a “bad boy”?
Jan 10th, 2007
mike
I must be really horny cause she looks pretty good in these shots.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
Jan 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Girl has got a taste for dirtbags.
It’s in her genes.
Jan 10th, 2007
oshkoshb'dualityofman
To be a “bad boy”:
Stop bathing/ shaving
Smoke pot and scratch balls in public
Wear clothes you’ve had since high school
Quit your job and hang out at strip clubs (but don’t tip)
Buy a fast car/ motorcycle (with stolen money)
Soon you’ll have fat girls with low self esteems just throwing that pussy at you like they were trying to put out a fire.
Jan 10th, 2007
stephanie
im pretty certain she couldnt be any more of a mess if she tried. i would say she should hire a stylist, but she HAS one!!!! shes disgusting, im sorry i dont think she will ever ‘come-back’.
Jan 10th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Oshy-oshkoshb’dualityofma-bgosh - I do all those thing… and more!
I guess having no self esteem is what’s stifling my “bad boy” creativity.
Jan 10th, 2007
sonya
Adult men who show their underwear like stupid teenagers should be treated like children–in other words, they should be given an atomic wedgie. And have a malatov cocktail dropped in their pants.
Jan 10th, 2007
oshkoshb'dualityofman
If you were truly a bad boy you wouldn’t use words like “self-esteem”. You would use words like “jerk-off” and “bitch-slap”.
Jan 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
tell you what, that piece of trash try to wear those shoes on MY boat, she’d be keel-hauled in record time!! what is it with the hollywood type/ nouveau/riche that they don’t give a flying dutchman what they do to another person’s beloved property??
sorry, guys. off my mark a little today. but those damn hard soled shoes on a boat’s deck is criminal!
Jan 11th, 2007
Some-1-U-Know
She’s fat,ugly,looks like she smells,keeps it very white trash,and yes…SHE’S WEARING FUCKING COWBOY BOOTS!
Jan 11th, 2007
matic
haha! this guy is funny isnt he? oh well… every body has his own taste..:))
Jan 12th, 2007
Sanchee
he still looks like K-Fed =S
dis so disgusting…
Jan 12th, 2007
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
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