Cameron Diaz à la Lohan
Be on the lookout for some Cameron Diaz beaver shots to surface soon on the net, because it seems that the newly-single Ms. Diaz has joined forces with the overexposed party-zealous celebutant types known as “The Firecrotch, Herpelina, and Razorburn McGee.” The Post-Chronicle reports:
It looks like Cameron has decided to follow in Britney Spears’ footsteps [by hanging out] with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton… Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lindsay Lohan partied at club Hyde together.
Cameron’s not the only newly single lady in the group: pal Drew Barrymore is rumored to have recently split from her boyfriend of five years, Fabrizio Moretti. And I don’t for a minute believe this is all just a “coincidence.” Early 16th-century apothecary-turned-prophet Nostradamus foretold this very event in his most famous work “Les Propheties,” in which he described “an assembly of flesh and lips that bear no words, splayed open and tongueless amist a sea of ceaseless illumination.” In layman’s terms, “celebrity beaver-palooza captured by the paparazzi.” Eerie, isn’t it?
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Wally Gumboot
The 60’s had the “Rat Pack”.
The 80’s gave birth to the “Brat Pack”.
Can we call them the “Bitch Pack”?
“Slut Pack”?
“Has Been Pack”?
I am open or suggestions.
Jan 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s very shiney!
Jan 11th, 2007
leash
MeatFlap Pack?
Jan 11th, 2007
nrrvus
I look forward to seeing that snaggle puss with the stench of a shit house door off a tuna boat, wonderful, no really.
Jan 11th, 2007
Dr. No
“Snatch Pack”
Jan 11th, 2007
oshkoshb'webbedvagina
So the new thing to do when you break up with someone is show your vagina. Makes sense… I predict that in the future single people will distinguish themselves by wearing a plaster cast of their genitals around their neck with scratch’n’sniff capabilities. The pioneer of this trend? Dakota Fanning. The year? 2008. You can thank me later.
Jan 11th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That’s hilarious Osh, so, uh, when do we get to see yours? Just preparing for the future, that’s all…………..
Jan 11th, 2007
oshkoshb'webbedvagina
I guess I’ll have a big party, kind of like Dons and Divas or one of Diddy’s White Parties. All the rich and famous genitals will be there, and at midnight, when everyone’s good ‘n’ fucked up on their Alize and E pills, my vagina will descend the grand crystal staircase in a beautiful black and gold cloak (Saints colors) and then the clock will be whisked away by two cherubic Cuban boy-servants. I’m sure photos will surface on the internet in two to three days, causing the beating-off epidemic of the millenium which will result in mass divorce, unemployment, sailor arm, and of course blindness and hairy palms worldwide.
Jan 11th, 2007
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