The Donald Lures Rosie to the Dark Side
Yesterday’s Page Six reported a blow-out between Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters upon O’Donnell’s return to “The View” after her vacation. Not to be outdone, Entertainment Tonight reports that Darth Sidious Donald Trump in turn wrote a personal letter to Ms. O’Donnell, which read as follows:
“Dear Rosie,
I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.
An article in today’s New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your… rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald, never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!
In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’
In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!
Sincerely,
Donald J. TrumpP.S.
I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!”
So… we have a new enemy… Barbara Walters. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force. I sense great fear in you, O’Donnell. You have hate. You have anger. The Force is strong with you. A powerful bitch you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as “Darth… Lardius.”
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I’d just call her “Darth Dick”, ya know, because of her third leg……………
Jan 10th, 2007
abby
Yeah, she’s got some killer balls, too. No… wait — that’s her chins. Sorry.
Jan 10th, 2007
sonya
Always two there are; no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
So which is she, the master or the apprentice? And I submit that we call her Darth Hideous™.
Jan 10th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
I am more confused about their shananagins now than I was before!
P.S. Rosie really looks good in that picture.
Hey Buns!
Jan 10th, 2007
Matthew J.
I think we should all pitch in and buy Rosie and Donald a suicide pact.
Jan 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
hey back to ya, gumbo!
funny, i thought rosie was jabba the hut BEFORE jenny craig!
Jan 11th, 2007
nrrvus
How would you like to be her lesbian lover, I just threw up a little in my mouth, what a fat stupid slob, she has no one but herself to thank for this, she brought it all on herself, cow, burn some more bridges. He doesn’t need you for anything Rosie, except to clean the shart stains off his toilet bowl.
Jan 11th, 2007
oshkoshb'webbedvagina
This bitch wears underwear with dick holes in them.
Jan 11th, 2007
Darth Paul
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May 27th, 2008
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