Lindsay Lohan Talks Some Trash
Actress Lindsay Lohan tried to instigate a catfight with “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” actress Michelle Trachtenberg early last week. MSNBC reports:
The “Mean Girls” star caused a stir at Miami Beach’s Shore Club recently when she spotted Trachtenberg across the room. “Those two hate each other, and Lindsay started screaming, ‘Get her the [fuck] outta here!” an “eyewitness” told the tab. “She was threatening to get physical and actually fight Michelle, saying, ‘I’ll kick her [fucking ass]!”
Well, that’s the kind of shit that comes out of your mouth when you’ve spent the evening drinking oh-so-cleverly-disguised straight vodka out of a water bottle and doing blow in the bathroom every fifteen minutes. You get the urge to fight. Sometimes you even get the urge to start shattering pilsner glasses against your forehead while screaming, “Take that, Daddy, you fucking bastard!” And all that blood runs down your face and makes a big mess in your date’s fried calamari, and the medics have to sedate you and the cops make everybody leave. No… wait a minute — I’m thinking about PCP and bourbon. My mistake! It’s easy to get those two confused.
More of Lohan enjoying a brisk afternoon constitutional in her bikini after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Lindsay Lohan talking trash is pretty much her just opening her mouth. I’m sure her breath smells like 10 dumps put together. The guy in the picture running with his shirt off, runs like a fucking gay robot……………..
Jan 11th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Once a be-yotch, always a be-yotch!
Or is it “bee-yotch”
Jan 11th, 2007
abby
I’m going with “Biz-natch.”
Jan 11th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Or the always reliable “Fire-crotch”
Jan 11th, 2007
oshkoshb'webbedvagina
How long do you think it takes before she runs out of breath? I’m thinking 4, maybe 5 brisk steps… at which point her pores start gushing liquid cocaine and special K and her muscles start going into violent spasms when the cigarette smoke and Grey Goose is replaced with healthy oxygen.
Jan 11th, 2007
Nooken
That guy must be her “trainer” following with her Vodka/Raspberry Gatorade Slurpee. You can’t jog in a bikini without one. He also looks like he should be wearing a helmet.
Jan 11th, 2007
abby
Lindsay also should be wearing a helmet. ‘Tard.
Jan 11th, 2007
Litelysalted
Oooh, I would pay good money to see Lohan put the smackdown on Dawn. And no, I don’t care if Dawn is just the character she plays on TV. She deserves some Grade-A whooping nonetheless.
Jan 11th, 2007
Nooken
Can you get helmet’s that big? Plus, what’s to protect?
Also… who the hell runs in high heels… more than once? I certainly learned my lesson the first time!
Jan 11th, 2007
wonder
where is the appendix removal scar?! Hmmm?! I find that quite curious.
Jan 11th, 2007
Matthew J.
Oh, she’s messing with private stock now! Michelle could probably kick her ass in a fair fight, but I think we all know Lindsay doesn’t fight clean.
Why is it that Lindsay and her ilk can’t do a single thing without appearing to be literally retarded?
Jan 11th, 2007
jen
is she running from that guy lol
http://www.starsareblind.com
Jan 11th, 2007
abby
Touche, wonder! I guess they did that special kind of appendectomy where they go in through the anus. You know, so no ugly scars.
P.S. Nothing like a good cigarette-enhanced sprint after abdominal surgery! Mmm-mmm!
Jan 11th, 2007
eajk
Lindsay is such low life white trash. It is so sad that the universe has given her fame and fortune. She doesn’t deserve anything but to be a drunk and live in a trailor. She has the dispositon for it, the attitude for it, the consciouness of it, the spirituality of it….she should have it.
Jul 17th, 2007
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