Lohan DNA Ripe With Skankiness
Lindsay Lohan’s penchant for occasional public whoredom may actually the fault of her mother’s contributing X chromosomes. According to Page Six,
[Lindsay's] mother, Dina Lohan, [was] spotted in a “really short dress and boots”… at Kobe Club Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was “all over her… Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress. The guy put his hand under her napkin… It went on for like five minutes.” After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing.
Wow, a “restaurant finger-bang.” That’s a close second to the “alleyway rim job” and the “gas station bathroom titty-fuck.” You just can’t buy that kind of class, ladies. Sophistication like that has to be hard-wired into your DNA.
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nrrvus
Yeah the tuna tin didn’t fall very far from the tuna trawler, so to speak.She’s infested with the skank gene, can’t get it out, really too bad.
Jan 12th, 2007
sonya
Aw, you remember when you had a play jewelry set that said something like, “Just Like Mommy” on the package?
Lindsay’s “Just Like Mommy” set had anal lube, Jim Beam, a “fun size” dose of Valtrex, and a handbook entitled, “How Many Penises Can YOU Take?“.
Jan 12th, 2007
Butch
Sigh…I remember my first public fisting. Goodness gracious seems just like yesterday. Well yes come to think of it there was one yesterday, but it damn sure wasn’t the first and won’t be the last God willing.
Jan 12th, 2007
nrrvus
anal lube, lmao, good one Sonya, but I think the life support system for a snatch might take it up the pipe fdry for better effect, then of course it goes without saying… in the mouth, ha ha ha ha, and may be a little visit from a mr sanchez, I’m such a pig.
Jan 12th, 2007
oshkoshb'deeznuts
If it wasn’t for my mom, rest her soul, I would never have learned how to pussy pop on a handstand. And if I couldn’t pussy pop on a handstand then I wouldn’t know how to talk all this hilarious jive.
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
You and that SpankCheeks editor are on the same wave length.
Why is Lindsay winking at me like that?
Jan 12th, 2007
bionic bunny
good one, sonya!
Jan 12th, 2007
sonya
Thanks buns, it’s good to cross Wabbit Twacks with you. =)
Jan 12th, 2007
Tim
Is this true?!?!? Come on, they must have made this up. That is REALLY slutty. Like, not just for Lindsay Lohan’s mother, but any woman!! lol. Damn. DAAAAMNN.
Jan 13th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Deeper Oshy!
Like Paula Abdul’s cleavage deep. (Click the link)
There was a link here about “Paula-Abdul-And-Her-Boob-Job-Gone-Wrong”
For some reason it won’t allow me to post it on any thread, making my comeback to Oshy obsolete!
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I just tried re-posting the above comment with the Paula Abdul link (3 times) on the Screech Leaked His Own Sex Tape thread because it didn’t seem to be there after I hit submit.
This sentence pops up:
“Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!”
DOES ANYBODY SEE THE FUCKING POST WITH A PAULA ABDUL LINK ON THE SCREECH THREAD???
Once again, this site and it’s bullshit server has caused me grief !!!
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I’m going to post it on every one of Fridays (Jan 12, 2007) posts!
Don’t delete them Phil.
I need some type of vengence against your unscrupulous server!
Jan 14th, 2007
Sannasannasannasanna
I’m doing a reverse thing. My hair was about the same colour as Lindsay has in above pic. Now after two bleaches I’m colouring it the kind of blond her mother has. All this just to be the original skank. What a work!
Jan 15th, 2007
Sannasannasannasanna
BTW, hi Wally.
Jan 15th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Hey Sanna! How are things in Finland?
Jan 15th, 2007
Sannasannasannasanna
When something happens in Finland, nothing happens. It’s just another sleepy day…day…day…
Jan 15th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
You’re still adorable though, right?
Jan 15th, 2007
Sannasannasannasanna
Very do-able, sure. Though my hair is yellow this week. Champagne blond next monday, can’t wait.
How’s Wallyland?
Jan 15th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Sanna – Wallyland needs you to ride it!
You can e-mail me you know!
Jan 15th, 2007
paxil
in Germany and then in the United States
May 31st, 2007
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