Screech Leaked His Own Sex Tape
Screech has confessed that he masterminded the “leak” of his own sex tape last month. TMZ reports:
Dustin Diamond now admits to Details magazine that he was in on it from it the start. He explains in the interview that… he called up Red Light District and struck up a deal with them to… make some money. “We backdoored them,” he says.
I can’t believe that anyone would pay actual money to watch Screech’s wiener. Unless he was putting it in a Salad Shooter, or maybe in a mason jar full of fire ants. The only way I would ever willingly endure Dustin Diamond’s testicles is if my mother’s life hung in the balance and a meteorite was plummeting to Earth and Nazi pirates were off kidnapping baby koalas, and the only way to save them all was a good long look at Screech’s balls. Then I’d look. To save humanity. Or for the fire ant bit, because ant bites on the wiener are hilarious.
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Walrus Gumboot
Heh heh, you said wiener… heh heh!
Those “Nazi pirates” you spoke of, are slowly gaining acceptance in modern society.
Jan 12th, 2007
alec
I’d watch Screech bone Mr. Belding. I would even consider jacking off to it.
Jan 12th, 2007
Oshkoshb’pussypoppoletrick
No way. That has to be the first time anyone has ever leaked their own sex tape for publicity. The man is the Einstein of psuedo-celebrity public intercourse, I tell you.
Jan 12th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Wow Oshy, that’s deep.
Jan 13th, 2007
Dirty
Screechie weechie’s teenie weenie happy fun hour
Jan 13th, 2007
Oshkoshb’pussypoppoletrick
Deep like Pamela Anderson’s gash?
Jan 13th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Deeper Oshy!
Like Paula Abdul’s cleavage deep. (Click the link)
There was a link here about “Paula-Abdul-And-Her-Boob-Job-Gone-Wrong”
For some reason it won’t allow me to post it on any thread, making my comeback to Oshy obsolete!
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I just tried re-posting the above comment with the Paula Abdul link (3 times) on the Screech Leaked His Own Sex Tape thread because it didn’t seem to be there after I hit submit.
This sentence pops up:
“Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!”
DOES ANYBODY SEE THE FUCKING POST WITH A PAULA ABDUL LINK ON THE SCREECH THREAD???
Once again, this site and it’s bullshit server has caused me grief !!!
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I’m going to post it on every one of Fridays (Jan 12, 2007) posts!
Don’t delete them Phil.
I need some type of vengence against your unscrupulous server!
Jan 14th, 2007
oshkoshb'sucknfuck
Yeah, way to sock it to the man, Wally.
Jan 14th, 2007
Matthew J.
Never say “Screech” and “leaked” in the same sentence, please.
Jan 14th, 2007
okay...
wasn’t even his cock-He’s F*cking PATHETIC!
Jan 14th, 2007
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