Jan 15, 2007
Britney Spears Tries Her Hand at Parenting
Britney Spears took a brief respite from getting falling-down drunk and flashing her beaver to play mother to one of her children Friday afternoon. And by “brief respite” I mean “about fifteen minutes of half-assed swing-pushing before she went off to chew more gum, get some more cheap-ass hair extensions, and find some K-Fed-esque stranger to publicly manhandle her.”
P.S. Nice Max Headroom shades.
More of Britney playing mommy after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Shitney the pear has a really large mouth. Anyone else notice she Always has something in it?
Jan 15th, 2007
leash
Oh gross spit the gum out already, Britney.
Jan 15th, 2007
abby
Nothing says class like “open-mouthed gum chomping and chain-smoking.” She needs some of those pink foam curlers and some cut-off jean shorts.
Jan 15th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, you have a mind like a steel trap!
I would have never remember Britneys suglasses were like Max Headrooms.
Thanks for that fond memory.
Jan 15th, 2007
Some-1-U-Know
WOW!……I MUST SAY BRITNEY,WAY TO BE THE WORST MOTHER YOU CAN BE!…YOU SEEM TO LOVE YOUR DRUGS,BOOZE,MEN,AND PARTYING MORE THAN YOUR CHILDREN…YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,AND YOU NEED TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!(REHAB)..YOUR DIGGING YOUR GRAVE DEEPER AND DEEPER EACH AND EVERY DAY!..YOUR LITTLE KIDS ARE GOING TO GROW UP W/SOME SEVERE ABANDONEMENT ISSUES AND WILL BE VERY LOST CHILDREN,ADDICTED TO DRUGS AND BOOZE,SLEEPING AROUND,GOING TO JAIL,ECT…WOW,THEY WILL PRETTY MUCH BE JUST LIKE YOU!….YOUR A POOR EXCUSE FOR A PARENT!
Jan 15th, 2007
Luis
Britney looks beautiful! and i love her son… she`s great!
Jan 15th, 2007
leash
Those Max Headroom sunnies are the ones that Chloe Sevigny wear, aren’t they?
Jan 15th, 2007
celebriteaze.blogspot.com
She really,really doesnt look fit enough to raise a kid.Her mental maturity isnt that far from
her kid’s.
Jan 15th, 2007
Jen
Why is britney always lifting her shirt….errr…i mean dress as if it were a gown she was going to trip over in just about every picture recently? And why doe every dress she wears look like it’s a long shirt? I why doesn’t she realize that normal people don’t have to put their hair on before leaving the house? And why haven’t we seen her other kid yet?
Inquiring minds and stuff…
Jan 15th, 2007
Sonya
I hate that shit-eating grin she puts on with all the fiery venom housed inside my heaving bosom.
Jan 15th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Sonya - I could go for some heaving bosom right about now!
Jan 15th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I wonder how many times the poor kid fell out of the swing and hit his head, while mommy held her bag of drugs and makeup, I mean purse……….
Jan 15th, 2007
Dickie Hateface
caption for pic 4:
“IMA EAT YOU UP, LI’L CHALKLATE PIGGY!”
Jan 16th, 2007
oshkoshb'fuckitwhocares
That first picture made me laugh so hard I broke my appendix. What the darn?
Jan 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
i take it we’re ignoring the screaming troll?
sonya, you should know better than to excite gumbo like that!
and i DO miss max headroom. does anybody remember the short lived series “doctor, doctor” with matt frewer? i do loves me some matt frewer.
oh, and britney: i met a mini-pot-bellied pig yesterday that had the same expression on her face.
swear to the dietes!
Jan 16th, 2007
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