Britney Loses Super Bowl Gig
It seems that Britney Spears may have drunken-beavered her way right out of this year’s Super Bowl. Gatecrasher reports:
Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale. A source familiar with negotiations says Spears’ people were turned down flat when they asked about participating. “She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”
That’s the equivalent of saying, “I’d rather have a one-legged Turkish prostitue with the syphilitic boils on her chin” than hire Britney Spears. When Paris Hilton outranks you on the scale of social respectability, you’re one step away from masturbating in a tree and flinging your feces at the other monkeys.
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bionic bunny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHHOOOOOEEEE!
k-fed’s got to be dancing in his skivvies. let’s just hope he’s not in public.
sorry, i actually have nothing.
but i really did meet a mini pot-bellied pig yesteday! it tried to eat my ibruprofen. you can’t make that shit up.
Jan 16th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Now now, syphilitic boils aren’t really that bad.
As long as they’re not visible to the general public!
Jan 16th, 2007
abby
Yeah, they’re not so bad, as long as you drain them regularly.
Jan 16th, 2007
One Legged Turkish Prostitute with boils
I perform at Stanley Cup, get standing novation! Soon have enough moneys to buy new American Boil Cream! Extra soothing relief! USA! USA!
Jan 16th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, didn’t you mean, “Yeeeah”, they’re not so bad, as long as you drain them regularly?
Jan 16th, 2007
abby
Yeeeah… I did, now that you mention it, Wally.
Hey, to the One Legged Turkish Prostitute with boils — I didn’t mean to insult you or anything. I mean, the point of the whole post is that you’re better than Britney Spears. Ulcerous lesions and all.
Jan 16th, 2007
One Legged Turkish Prostitute with boils
It is A-OK friendly blog writer American! I understand you sarcasm meaningful times and love to say I would beat Britney Spears at also a cocksucking contest, despite cumbersome boils. Advantage Spears! I swallow cock like a tasty Turkish vodka made from baby oil. USA! USA!
Jan 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
anybody else think mr. boils sounds vaguely familiar?
Jan 17th, 2007
Walrus Gumboot
I hear ya Buns. I was thinking the same thing!
Jan 17th, 2007
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