Comments on: Golden Globes Best Dressed

By: Loob

Loob — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:26:29 +0000

What a crappy tatt on Angelina. It looks like she uses old newspapers for bed sheets.

By: Walrus Gumboot

Walrus Gumboot — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:36:28 +0000

Cruising – GET THE FUCK OUT OF BALTIMORE as fast as you can!!!

Heed my warning!

By: CruisingforCock

CruisingforCock — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:01:36 +0000

Holla – I had no idea this is where are the people were. I blame Stallion. He is always trying to steal my thunder.

But seriously, Brad….let me lick you from head to toe. I watched the Keeley tape and took notes.

By: Walrus Gumboot

Walrus Gumboot — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:53:27 +0000

I’m not a foot fetish kind of a guy… but Reese Witherspoon even has nice feet.

http://img172.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=31762_reeseHQCB11_122_556lo.jpg

By: abby

abby — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:44:44 +0000

I bet it’s that mayonnaise porno I sent you, Osh. The one with all the t-bagging and vaginal fisting. You remember! There was that one-eyed albino at the end.

Hi, Cruising! It’s about damn time you came over here.

By: CruisingforCock

CruisingforCock — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:18:15 +0000

I want to lick Brad from head to toe. And I want Angelina to watch.

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:46:31 +0000

abby, *sniff* i’ll miss you *sobs*

i really can’t stand the whole brad/angie thing, but they do look okay here. i’ll give you that.
and drew looks fabulous.

of course my day has so far consisted of drinking tequila and popping xanex, so what do i know????

By: oshkoshb'fuckitwhocares

oshkoshb'fuckitwhocares — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:12:47 +0000

Abby, they were talking about your cans. You and Angelina both share the quality of amazing cans. Or so I imagine. And then I imagine you rubbing them together with mayonaisse. Don’t know why. Just do.

By: abby

abby — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:48:30 +0000

I’m breaking up with ALL OF YOU!!! Angelina is a smoldering goddess of unequivocal beauty! And not saying that just because a kid once told me I looked like Lara Croft from the movie. (And who played Lara Croft? The “emaciated cold-hearted auschwitz space alien.”) I’m just saying that because.

By: T.T. quick

T.T. quick — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:01:23 +0000

YES…I agree with Sonya…Angelina looks like a Cold, self centered, ego flaunting, house breakin’ ICE WITCH!

By: Butch

Butch — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:00:34 +0000

Score for Angie:
Tits: 10
Tats: 0
That is the worst fucking ink I’ve ever laid eyes one…worse than prison ink.
Is that the Grand Canyon or just a space between Ali Larter’s boobies?? I didn’t know boobs belonged under armpits unless you’re 60 years old and 200 pounds.

By: sonya

sonya — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:47:43 +0000

I agree, Reese looks awesome! And I ADORE those shoes she is wearing!

But Angie is creeping me out. Look at her Grip of Cold, Auschwitz-Tattooed, Emaciated Death. Shiver.