K-Fed Lands a Job
In some of the most ironic celebrity news I’ve come across today, it seems that mega-douche Kevin Federline has proven more marketable than his former pop star wife. While Britney Spears bailed on her New Year’s Eve obligations at Pure and was refused a chance at a Super Bowl ad, K-Fed has gotten himself a real, bonified job: he’s selling insurance. TMZ reports:
Nationwide Insurance has hired Federline to star in one of their ads, set to run during some of the most expensive airtime on television.
I would assume his role in the ad is that of the sleazy riff-raff responsible for raising rates for upstanding Nationwide clients by filing false insurance claims. Or he might be cast as a reckless driver swilling Schlitz in his Ferrari and blaring enough bass to register on the Richter scale, and then they’d cut to a suburbanite wearing string of pearls in a sedan shaking her head disconcertedly and reminding us that “defensive driving” is the most statistically significant factor in the prevention of accidents. Or maybe they’re going to start offering douche insurance. I don’t know if you can catch douche just by being around it, or if you have to drink after it or share needles with it or just start wearing a wifebeater, but I sure as hell know I don’t want any part of it. Nationwide is really raising the bar.
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BarbadoSlim
Hate to admit it, but if this ass-stain manages to play his cards right he might make some money as comedy relief.
big, IF
Jan 17th, 2007
SomebodyMaybe
I hope he gets to wear hie wifebeater and his ridiculous sidewards hat.
Jan 17th, 2007
bionic bunny
maybe it’s for life insurance, and they’re going to snuff him as an example.
picture wile e. coyote and his “acme” insurance poiicy!
and, thanks alot, abby, now i’ll never be able to bring myself to use that particular product again!
do you suppose his blood is “springtime fresh”? mega-douche. brilliant!
Jan 17th, 2007
abby
What about the sideways visor? That’s one of the most telltale signs of “douchebagius extremus.” I saw it on a poster at my doctor’s office.
Jan 17th, 2007
sonya
What I find amusing is that it’s still not a REAL job, an 8-5 like the rest of us. I doubt his ass could sit still long enough without bursting into lame-ass rhymes about paperclips and White-Out. Holla.
Jan 17th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
sideways visor mated with clownish oversized shorts will take you to the cusp of supreme douchebaggery.
Jan 17th, 2007
oshkoshb'boneitlikeyouownit
Is there a Proactive commercial in the works? My sources say, “Oxycute ‘Em!”
Jan 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
To answer your question in Wally fashion……..LOL
Abby- he’s been stalking me on another account of mine saving my photos and talking shit. He’s a weird fuck, let me tell you. Anyway, he fake commited suicide on a message at Ferrets place. That’s why he’s posting as SomebodyMaybe now. He is a sick fuck to play a joke like that on everyone there, some people were really worried and thought he really did it. I’m sad to say he didn’t, he’s still on IM and here as a different name saying the same stupid shit
Jan 17th, 2007
TT.Quick
THAT’S IT…..I WILL NEVER – N E V E R deal with Nationwide again! That company is on my SHIT list….and it should be on yours too!
TT.Quick
Jan 18th, 2007
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