Katherine McPhee and Her Massive Rack
“Golden Globes,” indeed. How the hell was Katherine McPhee at the E! Globes after party but not nominated for some kind of award? Besides her not being an actress, I mean. There’s gotta be something along the lines of “Hottest American Idol Loser” or “Most Impressive Bulging Rack.” Man, she’s hot. If you can peel your eyes away from her tits for just a second, take a good look at her gorgeous mane of hair. If wish I could keep her like a pet. I would brush her coat three times a day and rub her all over with neatsfoot oil to keep her scalp and skin healthy. And I would love her and pet her and call her George and even let her up on the couch to do bong hits and watch old Looney Tunes with me. In between the sessions of marathon love-making and afternoon walks on a leash, of course. It’s important to set boundaries for your pet.
More of McTitillating after the jump.
31 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I would say something, but I don’t want to get accused of stalking.
Jan 17th, 2007
abby
Restraining orders are such a bitch, man.
Jan 17th, 2007
sonya
I guess that looks sexy, in a sado-masochistic way. Ouch.
Jan 17th, 2007
oshkoshb'turkishprostitute
Let me get some shakes with those fries, or something like that.
Jan 17th, 2007
Sorceressss
That looks like it totally hurts….. Ouch
Jan 17th, 2007
abby
And yet, you want to bury your face in it…
Jan 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
WG- you did say something though, and it was stupid as usual……..
On a side note, I would fuck the hell out of this chick!!! She is sixteen, right?
Jan 17th, 2007
oshkoshb'turkishprostitute
If there’s grass on your balls then play in the outfield, or so the saying goes.
Jan 17th, 2007
bionic bunny
oshie, i dunno what you’re on, but next time bring enough for everybody, mmkay?
btw, i LOVE gaffer’s tape. them’s some kinda boobies, alright!
Jan 17th, 2007
erica
she looks retarded, sorry peeps. and totally insecure.
Jan 17th, 2007
crazy4bass
How about “Hottest American Idol Loser with a bulging rack”
Jan 18th, 2007
tomas
boo-b-a-licious,
she looks great!
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
I think Kats the prettiest girl in the world. I got to see her on the American Idol tour. I found out afterwards I could have had backstage passes.
Anyways she does have nice brests. I wish I could date McPhee. Then I could have my way with her and “quality fun time” You probably know what I mean by that, but just trying to keep it clean and pure.
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
I messaged kat on myspace today asking for some personal advice on some personal stuff
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
I saw on idolforums they commeted about me I have not changed my ways. Thats not true. I did change. I talk clean about Kat now, and Im keeping my promise I made to Kat and peisha.
Jan 18th, 2007
Jen
Katharine looks lovely.
She is such a beautiful & talented girl!
Jan 18th, 2007
Kimmy
She looks hot.
Shut up, OneGoal. You like it up the bum. Quit being in denial.
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
IM not. I did apologize to kat. I wrote a letter.
Jan 18th, 2007
EM745
1. Not her best look. But 50% of maximum Kat hotness is still pretty damn hot.
2. FWIW, she turns 23 this March. (She has a boyfriend BTW.)
3. Her “rack” isn’t THAT massive.
4. OG, seriously, QUIT IT!!!! ò_Ô
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
Btw why does Nena look so small. I know those types of dogs are small, but shouldnt she be like growing more lol?
Jan 18th, 2007
Tom
She’s really mean bitch i meet some of idols last summer and she was really other way to describe her a mean bitch to me.
Jan 18th, 2007
fred
She’s way hot… lol@bong hits.
Jan 18th, 2007
onegoal
Wow. Maybe she was having a bad day. That doesnt seem like Ms. McPhee. What did she do to you that hurt you? Sorry to hear that.
It seems all women are moody though lol maybe you caught her at a bad time when she was cranky.
Jan 18th, 2007
karrie
ugh!!!!! love her!
Jan 18th, 2007
Elizabeth
From a girl’s point of view:
I’m sorry but even though she is a pretty girl, this “look” on her looks totaly desparate for attention. There is only one reason girls put on dresses like that, and that is for attention…
There is a classier way to attract attn. towards you, but since she doesn’t have any. This is fine for her. She is totaly McClassless.
Jan 19th, 2007
Greg
Sorry but she just may be the most awesome looking girl on the planet. Damn is she hot………….
Jan 19th, 2007
Thatsright
Damn, she is all-kinds-of-hot!!!
Jan 20th, 2007
Yukon Bloamie
Dear Elizabeth,
Nobody asked for a fat skank’s opinion. Class is ass. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…damn right it’s better than yours.
Jan 21st, 2007
Jayme
its seems like elizabeth is a jealous person.
Jan 26th, 2007
Len
I would gladly blow it in her eye…
Jan 30th, 2007
ridgecrest174
She is totally not hot, and as for the gorgeous mane of hair. FAKE!!!!! Just like on idol she wore fake hair!!!! The boobs, just pushed up to make them look like that. SHE IS TOTALLY FUCKIN FAKE!!!!!!
Apr 21st, 2007
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