Jan 17, 2007
Quickies: Claws Out
Nick Lachey pops the questions to Vanessa Minillo. (CelebSlam)
Jennifer Aniston’s gonna get Dirty. (Gabsmash)
Justin Timberlake deserves an “alpha” in “Alpha Dog.” (Pajiba)
Watch T.R. Knight opine on costar Isaiah Washington’s “Faggotgate.” (Defamer)
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen ought to give Brangelina some stiff competition in the “most beautiful celebrity couple” department. (Socialite Life)
Cross your fingers for a Jessica Biel/Cameron Diaz catfight! (Egotastic)
Tricia Helfer in Playboy. I’m pretty sure my universe just expanded. (Fatback)
Current asking price for Paris Hilton: one million dollars. (Best Week Ever)
Mary-Kate and Ashley looked like holy hell at the Golden Globes. (The Bastardly)
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Those two trolls are creepy as hell, seriously.
Jan 17th, 2007
SomebodyMaybe
I give Nick and Vanessa 1yr 2mos and that marrige will be dissolved.
I knew Justin Timberlake was more than just a great singer when I saw him act on SNL.
I would hit both of those Olsen Twins. Only at tha same time though!
Jan 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
To answer your question in Wally fashion…………LOL
Abby- he’s been stalking me on another account of mine saving my photos and talking shit. He’s a weird fuck, let me tell you. Anyway, he fake commited suicide on a message at Ferrets place. That’s why he’s posting as SomebodyMaybe now. He is a sick fuck to play a joke like that on everyone there, some people were really worried and thought he really did it. I’m sad to say he didn’t, he’s still on IM and here as a different name saying the same stupid shit
Jan 17th, 2007
oshkoshb'boneitlikeyouownit
Wow. I’m scared. I think I’m going to call my congressperson and see if’n we can’t enforce the Patriot Act on this Ass Clown. (Wally, not the twins, although we can include them as a side note).
Jan 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
“Wow. I’m scared.” Funny Osh, that’s what I have always pictured you saying at our first sexual encounter, with midgets of course…………….
Jan 17th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Seriously though, Wally just needs love and attention.
Stallion, my dog told me what your dog did to him. Please tell your dog that shoving it up the ass is just fine but you have to ask first. It’s just polite.
Jan 18th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Cobain kicked Bens ass, how was Cobain supposed to know he shouldn’t try to fuck your dog, Ben’s a pussy…………..
Jan 18th, 2007
Sannasannasannasanna
Why is does M-K’s hair still look bleached? Can’t she color it already? Some sandy tone could make her look good, just like eating more food. How to tell a billionaire the obvious? She could afford any celebrity hair salonist yet my hair looks better…thanks to silver shampoo and protein treatment (= sperm baths and eating cats’ liver).
I also recommend Sannasaurus.
Jan 18th, 2007
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