Sienna Miller Knows How to Have Fun

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With People magazine reporting that Sienna Miller was spotted cozying up to Josh Hartnett at the Chateau Marmont this week, rumors are swirling that the two are now an item. The apple pie Josh, however, may have gotten in over his head and landed himself a little bit of crazy with the actress. Page Six reports:

Sienna Miller turned into such a boozing party hound to nail the tragic Edie Sedgwick role in “Factory Girl” that her pals feared for her well-being. Britain’s Mail [revealed,] “Her friends say . . . her life was in danger of spiraling out of control. They say she adopted Edie’s mannerisms on and off the set, dieted ruthlessly to attain her painfully thin appearance while still drinking freely, and flirted with Sedgwick’s dissolute lifestyle, socializing with [Andy] Warhol protégés who are known drug-takers.” Miller admits in February’s Esquire: “For maybe two months after we wrapped, I was still running around and acting a little bit crazy, like I was still in character . . . It’s really quite fun being Edie Sedgwick.”

Yeah, nothing’s more fun than a heroin-and-barbituate-addicted, anorexic, semi-psychotic woman with an abortion guilt-complex and severe depression. The only other thing I can think of that’s almost as fun as being Edie Sedgwick is taking a ride on a little something known as “The Spanish Donkey.” Those medieval bastards really knew how to have a good time, too.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    The Inquisition ruled, look at what’s happened since, the world has filled godless sinners. I say BRING IT BACK ’cause, no one expects the spanish inquisiton !!!!!

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Well maybe not the inquisiton, but neither are they expecting the INQUISITION!!

    stupid Denny’s three beer slam breakfast.

  3. SomebodyMaybe

    She can join Lindsay Lohan at the luxurious Wonderland Rehab Center for an extended stay.

  4. abby

    There was also a type of torture listed that involved pinching the victim’s nostrils shut and pouring vinegar, urine, or DIARRHEA down their throats. I SWEAR TO GOD.  It didn’t have a name as cool-sounding as “The Spanish Donkey,” though.

  5. sonya

    Been doing your homework on toture techniques, have you, Abs?

  6. oshkoshb'spanishdonkey

    They used to have this thing called “the Pear”. It was pear-shaped and covered in spikes and had a spring-loaded trigger that would cause it to open in four sections. They used to stick it in witches’ pussies and pull the trigger. This was way back in 1953.

  7. abby

    I’m dedicated to my craft, Sonya.

  8. Ha, she’s the same bitch that flipped out on a bartender because she didn’t have her ID and he wouldn’t serve her. I think I like this fucking chick………….

  9. Tyler Ackers

    Sexy video with Sienna Miller online and free
    http://sienna–miller.blogspot.com/?id=31840721&s=y

    full video

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