Have a Taste of The Donald
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Donald Trump launched his very own brand of vodka with a party Wednesday night, and plenty of douchebag pseudo-celebrities showed up to get hammered Russian-style. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, seen above, came dressed as clowns. Anyway, the new Trump Vodka is created by a team of third-generation master distillers and — naturally — is ridiculously overpriced. Gawker quoted the Donald describing his new product:
Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea. The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand. By the summer of 06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the T&T or the Trump and Tonic .
I bet that Trump Vodka tastes like ego and hairspray. With plum and cinnamon accents and an overbearing-pompous-ass finish.
More of no-name celebrity types at the launch party after the jump.
The chick that Ray J peed on in the sex tape.
Hilary Duff’s younger, horsier sister.
Joanna Krupa — a lotta chin there, but a whole lotta damn fine, too.
Scary clown sans the sibling.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Now, I’m sure the list of people who came out to celebrate the launching reflect the quality of this …ahem…fine, product.
Jan 19th, 2007
abby
Nothing brings out the best in people like potato and grain alcohol. That’s why I drink it every morning before I head off to work at the daycare.
Jan 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Before I forget, Jessica looks like a cheap prostitute, in clown make-up.
Clean your mouth, there’s 10 bucks on the dresser, and get out of my room.
Jan 19th, 2007
oshkoshb'RIPwalrusgumboot
They look like they’ve been caught kissing a giant cheeto. What color is that? Tagnerine coral. Is that what they put on Lucille Ball at the visitation?
And seriously, I don’t know why but this story makes me laugh so hard I pee. And then I look at that lipstick and I pee some more. Good thing I work while sitting on a bucket (milkmaid).
Jan 19th, 2007
abby
Again with the pee. Osh, I think I love you.
Jan 19th, 2007
oshkoshb'RIPwalrusgumboot
I’m such a lovable little scamp.
Jan 19th, 2007
Zanna
He can’t call that cocktail a T&T. My patented titty fucking technique is called a T&T. Fucking Trump.
Jan 19th, 2007
nrrvus
Speaking of Stupid Losers, ” Hello concierge” can you send me up a couple of brainless sluts for me to defile?
Barbado 10 buck’s ? Oh that’s right there is two of them, very generous indeed.
Jan 19th, 2007
timemachine
“By the summer of 06″… HMM, how old was this launch party for Trump’s vodka.
Jan 19th, 2007
oshkoshb'RIPwalrusgumboot
Since you are a time machine why don’t you go back and find out, and while you are there will you please try to keep Nick and Jessica together. I need more episodes of Newlyweds!
Jan 19th, 2007
amy
jessica looks disgusting. her make-up reminds me of courtney love, gack. & ashlee looks so different now. i think she looked better before. i don’t even recognise her in magazines anymore. & hilary duff’s sister is older, not younger.
Jan 19th, 2007
abby
The statement from Gawker was from last year, douchebag timemachine. The fucking party was Wednesday night. The quote served to reinforce Donald’s pompous-assedness. I had never heard of said vodka until today, making his statement about being “the most popular drink in America” hilariously incorrect.
I hate explaining jokes to slow people. Or kicking them in the balls when they don’t get it. I dunno, it always makes me feel bad. I guess I’m just a big softie.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/fill_in_the_blank/fill_in_the_blank_20070118.php
Jan 19th, 2007
oshkoshb'boneitlikeyouownit
I like kicking people in their balls when their balls are extra soft.
Jan 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Joe Simpson has a couple shots right before he fucks them. Keeps him from busting his load to soon. I mean, he does have two daughters to bang……….
Jan 19th, 2007
abby
I’d like to nestle in a pair of soft balls right now and drift off to sleep…
Jan 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I bet you can find that exact same shade of lipstick on Joe Simpson’s penis…….
Jan 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
how is it i just missed a very important moment of “house” just so i could comment that the use of the word “pee” and the donalds “very special vodka” bring a really negative sales attempt to mind?
aaaghhh. gaaag.
i’m totally pissed off i ‘m drinking vodka right now. ech.
think i’ll stick to the stoli, thank you very much!
hey, you magnificent stallion!
Jan 20th, 2007
Mike
Not much of a Trump fan myself..but the Vodka is very close to the Goose..(maybe better)?.. it is awfully smooth,,Trump might be a Shmoe but whoever put this vodka together knew what they were doing…Hopefully the name doesn’t spoil it..
Apr 16th, 2007
shorejane luan
Joanna Krupa,love you!
Jun 14th, 2008
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