Quickies: Side of Bacon

Jan 22, 2007

Ever heard of “silver dollar pancakes?” Have a look at Mena Suvari’s nipples. (Dlisted)

Keely Hazell still looks hot, even without a dick in her mouth. (Popoholic)

Jack Bauer rescues a nine-year old boy trapped on a cliff. My panties would be so wet right now… if I were wearing any, that is. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan won’t be able to witness her new film being booed first-hand at Sundance. (A Socialite’s Life)

Vince Vaughn scores an orgy. (CityRag)

Keira Knightley will sue you for saying she’s anorexic. And then pass out from dehydration. (ICYDK)

Michael Jackson tries to sell Neverland Ranch to the Beckhams. Jesus Juice not included. (Metadish)

RichPort

I’m leaving Heroes in favor of Jack Bauer… I mean who the fuck have the so-called Heroes saved? Jack will kill/ save dozens this evening alone. God bless America.

Oh yeah, I’ll put Kiera Knightly on a protein diet… that’ll fatten her up.

Jan 22nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim

That’s canadian bacon stuck to Suvari’s chest.

Jan 22nd, 2007
CruisingforCock

I had no idea who that Keeley was until I watched her swallow cock in that video. Now I’m a little obsessed with her.

Ladies, the lesson here is no one is going to remember you unless you shove a cock down your throat on video.

Jan 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny

thanks, cruising…
i’ll write that one down!

okay, here’s a perfectly stupid question:
who is kiefer’s mother???? did i even spell his name right?

eh, i’m old. i still like daddy (donald).

Jan 22nd, 2007
CruisingforCock

No problem. I really do try to be helpful.

I really could have gone the rest of my life without reading that Vince Vaughn story. Truth be told, I adore the guy, I just don’t want to picture him nude with multiple tricks.

Jan 22nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim

Just a reminder, my cock is a available for piehole shoving at a moment’s notice, that is all.

Jan 23rd, 2007