Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain: Best Parents EVER
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I’m sure when you think “parental role model” and “maternal instinct,” the first person that comes to mind is Courtney Love. Spot-on. You can’t forget the important role Kurt Cobain played in his child’s life before he offed himself in a heroin-induced stupor. Sunday’s Page Six revealed,
It was a wild scene at the hospital when Courtney Love gave birth to her and Kurt Cobain’s only child, Frances Bean, an upcoming tell-all reveals. In “Nirvana - The Biography,” author Everett True describes how Cobain and Love both ended up at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. within days of each other in August 1992 - the grunge rocker checking in for a 60-day heroin detox stint and Love, a few days later, for complications arising from her pregnancy.
Two weeks into his stay, Love found herself about to go into labor. According to True: “Courtney grabbed her intravenous drip stand at 4 in the morning, and wheeled it down the corridors to where Kurt was staying. ‘You get out of this bed and come down now!’ she screamed. ‘You are not leaving me to do this by myself, [fuck] you!’
“Her husband followed her to the delivery room - weakened from his treatment, and hooked up to an IV stand himself - and passed out just moments before Frances was born.” Then things got even weirder when, as Courtney related to True, “I’m having the baby, it’s coming out, [Kurt's] puking, he’s passing out and I’m holding his hand and rubbing his stomach while the baby’s coming out.”
I got a little tear in my eye when I read that. It sounds like something from a movie, or a wonderful fairy tale. A fairy tale where the young princess cowers under her bed while the queen and king scream obscenties at each other and then shoot up in the tower room. And the king wields a shot gun and the queen screams, “I should have had a fucking abortion!” on a regular basis. The end.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Blegh! could care less for any of them, Kurt should have used a four barrel and made sure he took ALL of them out of their misery, fucking whiny loser.
I was more a Pearl Jam fan anyway.
Jan 23rd, 2007
abby
Flannel shirts and combat boots, baby! I was a seventh grade “grungetress.”
Jan 23rd, 2007
RichPort
They always remind me of that scene in Trainspotting where the little kid OD’d after playing with her parents’ needles… now THAT’S some stellar parenting… I only let my kid play with empty liquor bottles.
Jan 23rd, 2007
Matthew J.
That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I would’ve given my left fill-in-the-blank to see that.
Jan 23rd, 2007
Angry Ferret Jones
ANGRY FERRET JONES IN THE YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH HOUSE!!!!!
Jan 23rd, 2007
Sanna The Foreigner
How to insult a dead guy and a zombie woman?
Jan 23rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
No comment…………….
Jan 23rd, 2007
Dragulf
I am so glad I was aborted. My real parents would have sucked!
AFJ, you are in the house. Now post a funny comment bitch!
Jan 23rd, 2007
CruisingforCock
Train Wreck….
Post more Keeley please….
Jan 23rd, 2007
CruisingforCock
I’m pretty sure that Cox has masturbated in each and every episode of Dirt. I pick up on things like that, I’m just saying…
Jan 24th, 2007
8===D --- ^,o
i’m wondering why all of u ex-superfish bitches hang over here now, and not at celebslam…crusingforcock…lick the cheese out of my dirty cunt!
Jan 24th, 2007
sonya
Because Abby is the funniest bitch of them all. Plus she’s got a fabulous rack. You can’t argue with that. It’s science.
Jan 24th, 2007
sonya
P.S.
I just went over to “Celebslam”, and I had to jam a needle full of adrenaline into my heart just to stay awake. Thanks a million.
Jan 24th, 2007
Nooken
Is that Francis Bean? She looks like Meg Ryan, it’s freaking me out!
Jan 24th, 2007
Nooken
I mean Frances not Francis…
Jan 24th, 2007
CruisingforCock
8===D — ^,o I don’t do that anymore however I hear there is a cream that you can purchase at the drug store for that cheese.
Sorry Abby was unable to post today. I have her handcuffed in my basement.
Jan 24th, 2007
Fuck you courtney love
you guys all suck
courtney love killed kurt cobain
cops just arent smart enough to figure that out
how could he have shot himself when he had 3 times the lethat amount of heroin
it would have made him go into an instant coma
he couldnt have put everything away, rolled down his sleeve and shot himself
without leaving any prints
there was no blood on the gun but there was blood on his hand
think about it people, courtney love deserves to be hung
for murder of one of the greatet men alive
Feb 3rd, 2007
wcydaip
Fuck! I woulda pulled the trigger too if I had to live with that bitch!
Feb 3rd, 2007
Viral666
Kurt cobain was always taking more than lethal dose of heroin.While other users were careful to measure the amount they used, he would just throught it in there and inject.Besides it took 1 whole minute. 60 seconds. for it to take effect.Plus given the fact he was one of the biggest users ever.(And i respect that.)
He was planning his suicide since he was young (like just hitting puberty). I think he was just waiting for ‘in utero’.The one record he was trying make his whole life.
Feb 10th, 2007
ben
‘hey u all know kurt cobain didnt kill himself danm courty love fucking killed him it makes me mad because cobain was teh best of the best he was loveing, careing but i dont thank u all care about his bad killing if u all have someelse to say about it
Feb 18th, 2007
Cutas
Gówno kurwa szczochy:):):)
Feb 22nd, 2007
lizette
you fucken idiot why would you ridicule what they went through dont you guys think about how the girl would feel if she read all the bullshit that is coming out of your hands ..you guys have no idfea what it woudl be like to deal with heron addxcition im sure if you did youd shut the fuck up and stop talking shit about ceebrities whose life you have no idea of…
Mar 20th, 2007
matt s.
screw you lizette kurt was a legend, and its is bad that he lost his life you wouldnt know what it’s like because you have no life
May 8th, 2007
Megan
Haha.) That’s a wonderful story.)
Aug 10th, 2008
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