Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Through (Again)?
Depite Jessica Simpson joining new “boyfriend” John Mayer on his tour in Florida, it seems that their kinda-sorta-not-really relationship has already begun to fizzle. Page Six reports:
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s dates may be more fun for the paparazzi than for the couple. Spies at Nobu in South Beach [said] that, despite the ruckus caused by their entrance, the two barely spoke on their Tuesday night date. “John was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot,” said a source, while Jessica “just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.”
That doesn’t strike me one bit as disconcerting. “Making puppy dog faces” and “twirling her hair” is pretty much status quo for Jessica Simpson. Also “being mystified by her own reflection” and “blinking at bright shapes and colors.” I’d say it’s a good sign for the couple if she’s not wearing a helmet and tied to the water fountain with a leash.
More of the couple’s saggy-tittied date at Nobu after the jump.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ew. She has a definite “Magda” hue in those last pictures.
And for Pete’s sake, cover up the flapjacks when you go out. Unless you’re Nicole Ritchie, no one wants to barf their expensive dinner up.
Jan 25th, 2007
Dragulf
Damn it! They are NOT dating! It’s called “Friends with benefits!” Don’t you people watch Boston Legal???
Jan 25th, 2007
cruising4c@work
Side Boobie!!
Jan 25th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Who the fuck are these people? And why should I care if an asteroid falls on them?
In two words or less please.
Jan 25th, 2007
abby
Did somebody just accuse me of watching “Boston Legal?” Them’s fightin’ words!
Jan 25th, 2007
April
While you’re pretending you don’t watch Boston Legal, I’ll pretend I didn’t form my left hand in an ‘o’ and place it around the naked part of Jessica in the third picture.
It’s almost like seeing her naked!
Don’t judge me, it was a carnal instinct.
Jan 25th, 2007
abby
I used my vibrator to punch holes in the monitor. It, too, was carnal instinct.
Jan 25th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Why does John Mayer always look he just got done using Jessicas vibrator? You know, on himself, faggot………
Stallion Likey Side Boobie Too…………
Jan 25th, 2007
oshkoshb'lowme
He seems semi-intelligent. I wonder what he sees in her besides her giant cans… oh, wait. What am I saying…
“So, Jessica, I thought maybe we could go get some Lebanese food and see an Imax movie.”
“What? My nails hurt. Did you call me a lesbian? Lesbians are cool! My daddy and I play lesbian. I like the word orange. Orange… orange. Ha ha! Say it! It’s funny! Oranggggge. Did you say something about tampax? Isn’t that for yeast infections? I got a yeast infection once, daddy said it was bad enough to start a bakery, whatever a ‘bakery’ is! Ha ha!”
Jan 25th, 2007
Berlin
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Feb 24th, 2007
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