Quickies: In Charge

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Britney and her flappy puss bid Isaac Cohen adieu. (Metadish)

Now you can pay to see Paris Hilton’s tits, snatch, and Valtrex prescriptions! Where do I sign up? (About: Gossip)

Don’t forget about the erotic wealth that are Scott Baio’s sex stories! (Seriously? OMG)

Forbes Magazine makes number two on Perez Hilton. No, wait, that’s supposed to be “makes Perez Hilton number two.” My mistake. (A Socialite’s Life)

Jessica Biel’s back on the market! (Egotastic)

Mick Jagger has a tiny wiener — so says Janice Dickinson, and she should know. (CityRag)

Chin-off: Sienna Miller vs. Jay Leno. (Best Week Ever)

The Agency” takes a hard look at the sexy, coked-up, vomit-inducing world of brokering professional models. (VH1)

A little too much “Sundance” can make your ass go numb. (Pajiba)

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Could you please place a picture of a steaming turd instead of the one of this sweaty meth-addicted pig.

    It’ll be way less offensive.

  2. Fags are funny………..

  3. CruisingforCock

    Careful Stallion, or you’ll be joining Mr. Washington in “Therapy”.

  4. oshkoshb'utterynipple

    A meth-addicted homo? Where can I get one of those to come clean my house???

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