David Lee Roth Kicks Nicole Kidman’s Ass
Actress Nicole Kidman was uninjured in a minor car accident on the set of her new movie yesterday, but who cares about that when eighties hair band Van Halen will be touring with original frontman David Lee Roth! No more Van Hagar, VH purists. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Van Halen’s reunion plans are set in stone. After months of speculation, the group will hit the road this summer (07) with original frontman David Lee Roth and leader Eddie Van Halen’s teenage son Wolfgang on bass. According to billboard.com a contract has already been signed between Van Halen and tour promoter Live Nation, who will produce a 40-date trek, marking Roth’s first dates with his old bandmates in over 20 years.
I just misted my perm with a little more Aqua Net and ripped the sleeves of my t-shirt. Hell, yes! Don’t think I won’t still be taking my power drill to the concerts, though. Roth or not, I still “love my baby’s poundcake.”
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
I can’t believe the Van Halen fans haven’t come out of the woodwork on this post. WTF? I know you’re out there, in your four-door sedan, listening to “Monster Ballads” on your way home from work.
Jan 26th, 2007
oshkoshb'utterynipple
Um… if by Monster Ballads you mean the Laffy Taffy remix by D4L and the Soundtrack to Brazilian Booty Orgies 15, then yes, consider me a fan of the ballads of monster.
Jan 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’ve gotta say this pure awesome.
JUMP bitches!!!
Jan 26th, 2007
LadyJane
Gotta say, love the Roth comb-over he’s sportin’ these days….
Jan 26th, 2007
abby
My love is rotten to the core, baby!
Jan 28th, 2007
Debby K.
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!! I Cannot fucking wait!!!!!!!!! must buy tickets today!
Jan 29th, 2007
Chris
Michael Anthony won’t be playing bass, Wolfgang Van Halen will be. That’s cool and all, but without Anthony, you still don’t have vintage Van Halen.
Jan 29th, 2007
travis bickle
Forget michael anthony, he is as important as ringo starr was to the beatles. “ballads of monsters” ? Monster ballads? Screw that 80’s hair spray G.L.A.M. crap! Gay LA Metal is what that stands for. This is the last great california rock band left, if not the Best that ever was. Eddie Is of course the Rockguitar lord of all. All else are hacks.Watch eddies face as he plays, he isn’t some gothic made up clown or some spike wearing spawn of satan or some bi-gender bender pop closet queen. That’s all show bizz. And you can stuff it in a sack. This you ignorant fools is rock and roll and nothing else added. No ups no extras no fillers or by products and no frills. JUst the real raw power of the crowd and the band telling the truth. Too boring? Because you got the high fructose of dick bands on your brain. VAN HALEN is back to save rock and roll from the Dick bands and Hip Hop heresy, and to implant a final seed to the young ones who desire real rock and roll. The Electric guitar is it’s Excaliber
Sep 17th, 2007
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