Sienna Miller, Unhappy Prostitute

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Sienna Miller must have been bawling her eyes out at the “Factory Girl” premiere in Santa Barbara yesterday, because about fourteen pounds of mascara and eyeliner seem to have pooled beneath her eyes. That’s a little less of a “smoky eye” and more of what we in the industry call “an unhappy prostitute.” Or “tenth-grade goth chick.” Or the “Jared Leto I-should-have-my-ass-kicked faggot look.” Not a good look for anyone, really, unless you’re a despondent whore who forgot to do her algebra homework and wants to get beat up after sixth period. Then, it’s spot-on.

More of the unhappy prostitute after the jump.

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jack

    Actually that’s not a bad look at all. She’s got a kind of 60’s hippie chick going there.

  2. abby

    Are you talking about Sienna or Jared Leto?

  3. Tine

    LOL LOL – I’m pretty sure Jack is talking about Leto.

  4. oshkoshb'utterynipple

    Aww, that’s a sad little prostitute. Somebody give her a needle full of smack and cheer her up.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Seriously this bitch could be ….. I don’t know, dismembered, and eaten by dogs and my life wouldn’t be affected in the least. In fact, I think it would cheer me up, considerably.

  6. Jerry

    I’d tap that.

  7. Sanna The Foreigner

    Roots baby roots

  8. Sum1udunwanano

    Leave Sienna Alone she’s a hero n doesnt deserve to be bitched about k.
    Just coz u guys r jelous of her. Id like to see u guys get out ther n try n get urselves a movie career while having the world watch and judge ur every move. Grow up n leave her alone.

    And i love her 60’s style its hot. Barbado Slim u can go fuk a knife coz nobody wants to hear ya. Fuk u

  9. Ola

    This is wierd. Have you got any reason to call her a bitch? Her look is great, i really love how her eye shadows match with the colour of her eyes! If you do not know what is style, take a look at her!!!!!

  10. Ugh

    She is the prettest actress ever and her style is anazing.So all u haters need to shut the fuck up and get a life instead of setting here and talking shit about some one you DONT even fucking know.

  11. ADDE

    çokk güzell bi bayan kıyafetle ayakkabıı biraz daha iyi aolabilirdi

  12. Bob Artry

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