Jan 26, 200712
Sienna Miller, Unhappy Prostitute

Sienna Miller must have been bawling her eyes out at the “Factory Girl” premiere in Santa Barbara yesterday, because about fourteen pounds of mascara and eyeliner seem to have pooled beneath her eyes. That’s a little less of a “smoky eye” and more of what we in the industry call “an unhappy prostitute.” Or “tenth-grade goth chick.” Or the “Jared Leto I-should-have-my-ass-kicked faggot look.” Not a good look for anyone, really, unless you’re a despondent whore who forgot to do her algebra homework and wants to get beat up after sixth period. Then, it’s spot-on.
More of the unhappy prostitute after the jump.





12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jack
Actually that’s not a bad look at all. She’s got a kind of 60′s hippie chick going there.
Jan 26th, 2007
abby
Are you talking about Sienna or Jared Leto?
Jan 26th, 2007
Tine
LOL LOL – I’m pretty sure Jack is talking about Leto.
Jan 26th, 2007
oshkoshb'utterynipple
Aww, that’s a sad little prostitute. Somebody give her a needle full of smack and cheer her up.
Jan 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Seriously this bitch could be ….. I don’t know, dismembered, and eaten by dogs and my life wouldn’t be affected in the least. In fact, I think it would cheer me up, considerably.
Jan 26th, 2007
Jerry
I’d tap that.
Jan 27th, 2007
Sanna The Foreigner
Roots baby roots
Jan 29th, 2007
Sum1udunwanano
Leave Sienna Alone she’s a hero n doesnt deserve to be bitched about k.
Just coz u guys r jelous of her. Id like to see u guys get out ther n try n get urselves a movie career while having the world watch and judge ur every move. Grow up n leave her alone.
And i love her 60′s style its hot. Barbado Slim u can go fuk a knife coz nobody wants to hear ya. Fuk u
May 9th, 2007
Ola
This is wierd. Have you got any reason to call her a bitch? Her look is great, i really love how her eye shadows match with the colour of her eyes! If you do not know what is style, take a look at her!!!!!
Jul 11th, 2007
Ugh
She is the prettest actress ever and her style is anazing.So all u haters need to shut the fuck up and get a life instead of setting here and talking shit about some one you DONT even fucking know.
Dec 31st, 2008
ADDE
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Feb 8th, 2009
Bob Artry
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Oct 5th, 2009
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