Paula Abdul, Woman of the Year
Reason number 4,583 not to go to the ballet: they named Paula Abdul 2007’s “Woman of the Year.” Ballerinas must really dig percocet and Grey Goose. TMZ reports
The former Laker Girl, choreographer and “A.I.” judge has been named the Nevada Ballet Theater’s 2007 “Woman of the Year.” A rep for the Theater said Paula’s “warm personality and talent have touched every aspect of the arts and entertainment world. Paula exemplifies the qualities we look for in an honoree.”
When asked at a press conference how she felt about receiving this honor, Paula Abdul began winking maniacally and gesturing towards the overhead lights. There was a moment of confused silence before a disgusted reporter finally ventured, “Paula, do you even know what fucking day this is?” To which Paula cheerily replied, “Seven!” And then she clapped her hands together and screamed, “Woo! Funky Town!” before she fell out of her chair on stage. True story.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Whaa…?
Jan 29th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Just as I suspected, it is the end times.
Jan 29th, 2007
Italian Stallion
“Paula, do you even know what fucking day this is?” …….”seven”
That was fucking hilarious, to me anyway,………….
Jan 29th, 2007
abby
Thank you, Stallion. That came courtesy my three year old, who when asked what day it was, actually said, “I think… seven.” That made me laugh out loud. Then it made me think of Paula Abdul. And right then, the magic was made, boys and girls… ah, comedic genius.
Jan 29th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ah Nevada, ’cause when you think culture it’s, Florence, Paris and …Vegas. This couldn’t be given to a more representative person.
Jan 29th, 2007
Cherye
She totally deserves it! luv u Paula!
Apr 23rd, 2007
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