More From the Paris Treasure Trove
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I tried to gloss over the whole “Paris Exposed” bit. Herpes prescriptions, abortion records, pictures of some guy with blow all over his chest — all of it. Really, I did. But then I found this picture of the most disturbing ballsac I have ever seen in my life — and believe you me, I’ve seen plenty of ballsacs in my day. So, anyway, I was forced to delve into the seedy, coked-up, titty-grabbing douchebag-fucking monstrosity that was Paris Hilton’s storage locker, if only for this one golden nugget(s): Mischa Barton’s loser boyfriend, Cisco Adler, showcasing his testicles on camera. Sometimes there just aren’t enough words. I tried something with “stretched-out old gym sock” and “plums,” but nothing really seemed to do it justice. You’ll have to get a good look at it yourself.
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Debby K.
How does this happen??? Did he try to enter the world’s strongest man contest and try to pull a semi with his scrotum? (Interesting side note: His dad is Lou Adler who USED to be married to Shelley Faberes and is now married to Darryl Hannah’s sister.)
Anyway, YIKES!!!!
Jan 29th, 2007
abby
Double yikes.
Jan 29th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Awwwww, Mischa is one lucky ga,l she gets to wear those on her face constantly, and I bet the tangy smell stays on her upper lip for hours too.
Jan 29th, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
It’s like a cornucopia from heaven. This can only bring good and light into the world. I can hardly wait for the next treasure to surface.
Jan 29th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I heard when he was poor he had to live under a bridge and the only way for survival was to dangle his ballsac on the top of the water to catch fish…………
Jan 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
what the hell IS that thing?? blech!
Jan 29th, 2007
T.T. quick
THAT’S IT…!!!! I used to like Mischa…..BUT NOW, knowing she sucks that…that..THING for pleasure makes me SICK as a Shithouse Rat! I NO LONGER have any respect for that bag-suckin’ idiot bitch!
TT.Quick
Jan 29th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Imagine the skeet. Knock a bitch across the room.
Jan 29th, 2007
LadyJane
oooooooooooooo……..
Do your balls hang low,
do they wobble to and fro,
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow,
can you throw them over shoulder
like a continental soldier,
do
your
balls
hang
loooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Jan 29th, 2007
LadyJane
The socks are a nice touch, though.
Jan 29th, 2007
litelysalted
WHAAAAAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
Jan 29th, 2007
Italian Stallion
P.s. Nice socks………..
Jan 29th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Stallion meant to say “nice sacks”. Ever since he was a young boy he has confused the a and o.
I’m his sister, I know these things…
Jan 30th, 2007
Showgrrrl
I’m definitely forwarding this to my friend, Aaron, whom I’ve affectionately dubbed ‘Long Nuts’. I see he has some competition! bahaha…
That being said, I think I’ll have to hit the bottle of Jager that’s in the freezer, to take the nausea away. And by ‘Hit the bottle’ I mean finish the fucker completely, and move on to the other alcoholic beverages that seem to have been recently accumulating at my house. (Who gives a 40 pounder of Captain Morgan as a housewarming gift to their sister, who, by the by, can’t drink rum???)
I feel like finding blanket to hide under, and then rubbing some crushed aspirin in my eyes, after witnessing this hideous display of too much skin in all the wrong places.
Thanks for that.
(P.S. Aaron, as punishment for being such a spineless douchebag this weekend, I sentence you to read this blog daily, and post any comments you may have under the handle “Long Nuts”)
Jan 30th, 2007
Kit-10
Someone take that poor man to a doctor - that looks painful! I like the fact that he thinks he is hot shit - look at him showing them off … little does he know he should be hiding them!! (I think I just threw up in my mouth)
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
Do you see that ad up there for those “Bulls Balls” that “macho” guys hang on their trucks? I think they modeled them after this guy.
Jan 30th, 2007
Debby K.
Bet he does a helluva tea bag!
Jan 30th, 2007
Josie
After a while, when I could actually take my eyes off this mans giant balls, I saw that theres lines of cocaine on the little table, where cisco has his foot! AM I WRONG?
Jan 30th, 2007
flygirl1
That does look like a pile of cocaine on the table. This could be the new anti-drug campagn. Kids, This is what happens to your balls when you do drugs.
Jan 30th, 2007
jjj
so freakin fake. can see the photoshop from a mile away. still, he’s one fugly motherfer and i couldn’t do him if i was wearing a gag and a blindfold
Jan 30th, 2007
Trilbynhiss
I remember my first time at a nude beach and saw an elderly man sunbathing. I was amazed to learn that, like everything, really, men’s scrotums tend to sag as they age. This photo however, has no explanation since he’s obviously a young guy with a really crappy body, posing in socks for god’s sake and with the most disgusting nutsack I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. And does he have a small dick or does it just look that way because his balls are hanging so far down?
Jan 30th, 2007
Leighton
Proportional to his balls, his penis is tiny.
I don’t know how he sits down without crushing them :/
Mar 2nd, 2007
beckie
OMG!!!! i am speechless where did all that skin come from! What does he do with it. Can he get a sac lift.
Mar 6th, 2007
HolyMoley
I’m sorry but do women enjoy that? I’m asking seriously, I don’t like huge vagina lips, but maybe its just me? I am completely spellbound by this guys ball bag. I think I’m going to have this image silk screened onto a tshirt.
May 7th, 2007
Toodles
I only looked this picture up because Sarah Silverman mentioned it on the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. I understand the joke now, but I think I’m highly disturbed.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Noodle
I also looked it up because of the MTV Movie Awards. Double yuck. What the hell??
Jun 3rd, 2007
Dixie
OMG…. I also googled it cause of Sara Silverman….holy hell…..poor guy…
Jun 3rd, 2007
KEM
Why did MTV have to encourage people to google this? My life would be perfectly fine without ever seeing this nasty picture.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Thanks sara
Whoa whoa wooo ya. I cam guilty of listening to Sara Silvermans’ plug of this as well. I’m sure it’s some kind of world record or something. Ok, gonna go puke now.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Ivory
OMG!!! DAMN YOU MTV MOVIE AWARDS HOST SARA SILVERMAN I NEVER WANNA SEE ANOTHER MANS TESTICALS, FOR FEAR OF SEEING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. I CANT BELIVE Mischa Barton GOES FOR GUYS LIKE THIS. GROSS
Jun 3rd, 2007
Me Too
Sarah Silverman has started a revolution. A sad and scary revolution.
Jun 3rd, 2007
8675309
That is one disgusting ball sack!!!!! OK all of my gal pals can vouch on how we have talked about how revolking saggy balls are, thanks Sara S. for turning me on to my FRIGGIN Worst Ball Nightmare!!
Jun 3rd, 2007
8675309
REVOLTING not Revolking!!
Jun 3rd, 2007
carlos
hahahaha sarah silverman is nuts for encouraging people to look this on the net, but i can’t lie it was a bizarre and twisted after laugh, and i’m just hoping that i never get the desease that suffers that redneck
Jun 3rd, 2007
MR. Grimm
I thought this asshole was a fuckin’ chick with small ass tits, and a little ass heart over her hoo-ha, while my page was loading! WHat the fuck is the deal with that shit? He doesn’t wear a condom, its a 50 gallon trash bag but not because he is huge, its to catch the skeet instead of painting the walls with it everytime he skeets. That is some nasty ass shit, Thanks a lot Sara Silvermen and MTV!!!!! Bastards
Jun 3rd, 2007
houston
This is why I Sara Silverman’s arrogant jokes disgust me and I will no longer watch her show. She’s and old fucking dousche bag that Sara Silverman. I hate that that I googled this shit up, seriously though stay off cocaine u old hag.
Houston, Texas
Jun 3rd, 2007
MR. Grimm
Shit, this fuckface has got to put ‘em in his pockets so he doesn’t stand on the fuckers!! Let alone sit on them, he’s got to be careful not to trip on them! I thouth I was the only one with a problem with proportioned I once had a nut that was the size of a grapefruit, but I’d take it over having a 5′6″ sack and a 5.6″ cock. That bitch he is with needs to give it up a lot more often than she apparently does!
Jun 3rd, 2007
KillBarbieKill
Fuck you, Houston! You’re just mad ‘cuz you’re a tightwad, cock-sucking, shitbag. Sara Silverman ROCKS!
P.S. I hope your balls sag through the floor.
P.P.S. Who the fuck is Mischa Barton anyway? I don’t follow the tabloids as much as some of you losers.
Jun 3rd, 2007
Buybba
Thanks, Sara!
Jun 3rd, 2007
MR. Grimm
who is stupid enogh to watch t.v, then google something that someone says and has to cry about the joke that someone wrote that was obviously not Sara Silverman. Man, I’d hate to see the size of the gun they had to hold to Houston’s head and MADE him watch it, google it, and cry about someones show that isn’t even associated with MTV but Comedy Central. GOOD JOB Houston. I am sure MTV and Sara Silverman are very sorry for offending you and making your poor poor feelings hurt.
Jun 3rd, 2007
balls
i think they are hot:-)
Thanks Sara!
Jun 3rd, 2007
Yasolina
hahaha i love sara silverman. i can now appreciate my man’s compact ball sack even more since i have seen this!
Jun 4th, 2007
john
i want those in my mouth and on my face.
Jun 4th, 2007
john
i have 3 balls and a 2 headed dick.
Jun 4th, 2007
Victoria
i love it when people tell me to google something. thank you, mtv.
Jun 4th, 2007
janna
wait..what was the joke again?
Jun 4th, 2007
Butch Cavendish
The only way you can get your nuts to hang like that, is to constantly pull on them with a weighted object to continuously stretch them to your desired drop. He wasn’t born with it for sure. As for Sarah Silverman, houston, take some spelling lessons. I did think she was out of line for making the cracks about Paris Hilton, since Paris was in the audience and I don’t think she deserved people cheering because she was going to jail. She’s not a bad kid, just hasn’t been pointed in the right direction yet.
Jun 4th, 2007
lol@that
OMG!!!! lol I saw it because of sarah
Jun 4th, 2007
nerysinci
Paris Hilton is not a kid. She’s 25 fucking years old. She needs to grow up.
I don’t know whether I should feel proud or ashamed that I got the joke right when Sarah said it….because I saw this photo a few months ago. Thankfully, I had forgotten about it, but alas, Sarah tortured me once more with it lol.
Jun 4th, 2007
MR. Grimm
Paris Hilton is old enough to make big girl decisions!! So Butch, you are telling me that if Paris would have killed someone, its ok, because she is just a young girl? And when the fuck is it that you can get time off for good behavior when you haven’t even spent a day in the slammer! So if I ever go to prison, I can request that I get time off because I am 28 and never been in trouble before? What a crock of crap! I guess of Paris didn’t want to be made fun of, she shouldn’t have made stupid decisions that end up in big girl punishments!!
Jun 4th, 2007
omg_that_is_funny
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time everyone I showed it to laughed I want to put it on my profile so people will stop asking if I have a picture
Jun 4th, 2007
Borat
Oh’a my’a god’a..
I would’a love’a to have’a those’a hanging’a in’a my’a face’a.
I’ve done’a that’a before’a.. NOT!!
HIGH FIVE!!
That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time..
Great comedy..if you can’t handle it, then don’t google it..lol
Jun 4th, 2007
YaMean?!?
Later- laughs rock!!!
Jun 4th, 2007
Sac luva
These look like a rare delicacy to me…
Jun 4th, 2007
Linda
I’m going to be 60 the end of this month and haven’t seen a dick or balls (even unattractive ones) for a long time thanks mtv ! ! !
Jun 4th, 2007
Butch Cavendish
To Nerisinci et al. Yes, to me Paris Hilton is just a kid. I think she’s basically a good kid and I think with all the money in the family they could have dragged the charge along for years, but she took responsibility for it. She got time off because the jails are extremely overloaded, so anybody that comes in is not going to serve the whole sentence, unless of course it’s not an E felony. Paris should have told Sarah to go fuck herself when she made the funny if you’re not sitting in the audience joke. I’m 61 btw, so anybody 25 is just a kid to me. Remember, “ye who is without sin, cast the first stone”.
Jun 5th, 2007
andy
I seen some wrong shit in my life… but thats fucked up… he look like some mutant 3 headed cock monster.
Jun 5th, 2007
Fairyslave
1) Houston your an idiot
2) That looks like coke on the table to me Josie
3) This is the best practical joke ever, Sara Silverman is awesome for getting everyone to look at this (myself included)
4) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!
That will be all.
Jun 5th, 2007
Nicole
I would suck that and would fuck that sexi guy
Aug 24th, 2007
Fsrank Ballihoo
Knowing that, if you ever happened to fall unexpectedly from an aircraft, you could use your ballsac as a parachute?
Priceless.
Cheers to Cisco Adler!
Sep 15th, 2007
LowOnMemory
I have found that when it is warm outdoors, my scrotum (ball sack) is loose and hangs down considerably. If wearing boxers or no underwear at all, I quickly become aware of my balls slapping against my inner thighs. This stimulation causes arrousal and in some cases, ejaculation. I have experimented with ball stretching devices and techniques and found the best is just a good hand-over-hand pull down by a ladyfriend. A metal split collar worn for periods of time will accomplish the same results. I also use a leather wrap with snaps above the balls.
I can see how some of you might not appreciate this but it is really quite harmless.
For those who do not like it, no explanation will suffice. For those who do, no explanation is necessary.
Oct 8th, 2007
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