Jan 30, 2007
Mena Suvari ‘Tards It Up
Mena Suvari stole Nelly Furtado’s signature look and sported some new ‘tard bangs at the “Factory Girl” premiere in New York last night. They’re terrible. Just why anyone would knowingly do that to their own hair is beyond me. Everybody knows the only thing worse than ‘tard bangs is the Donald Trump combover. Or the mullet. Specifically, the permed mullet. It’s not like retards themselves can help it — somebody else decides their hairstyle for them. If they could talk, I bet they’d say, “Fuck these stupid bangs! I hate them! Fuck drooling on myself, too! And fuck you! Revenge soon!” It might sound pretty angry, but if you had lived all of your life with that hairstyle, you’d be pissy, too.
More Mena after the jump.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
Those bangs are the WORST, in pic #2 she looks like she has a helmet on! It looks like her stylist started 3/4 of the way back on her head, combed her hair forward and !CHOP! right at the eyebrows…. Have fun growing your bangs out honey…. Yikes.
Jan 30th, 2007
LadyJane
It’s a bang clip. At least we don’t have to look at her weird titties.
Huh. Every cloud DOES have a silver lining. Fancy that.
Jan 30th, 2007
Butch
Tards it up is right. WTF happened to this chick. She reminds me of one of those 1950’s Barbie Dolls with the leopard coat and liquid eyeliner and wierd bangs.
Jan 30th, 2007
abby
It looks like she’s wearing a a ponytail clip, too. She’s working more fake hair than L’il Kim, for Christ’s sake. Nice dress.
Jan 30th, 2007
me
shame on you
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
Yeah please tell me why the parents of Down’s Syndrome kids feel that a bowl haircut is the only option? I HATE HATE HAAAAATE bowl cuts. You’d think their hair gene went screwy too.
Jan 30th, 2007
JMac
before reading the text i thought that was a skinny Fergie
Jan 30th, 2007
hirt
Mena’s absolutely gorgeous. Look at those eyes. Hate bangs though. Hate them in general. But especially on Mena. Covers up too much of her face. Also why isn’t she showing some skin. She’s got a great body. Come on Mena sex it up.
Jan 30th, 2007
Trilbynhiss
She looks like a Romulan.
Jan 30th, 2007
rob enderle
Weird titties?
Seems like normal A /B cups.
Naked, she still looks like she is 13.
The advantage is those babies wont droop she she gets older.
Under optimum light, makeup, hair, context (playing a teen trying to seduce an older guy) she can look quite bangable. Then again, under premium conditions many trannies look pretty bangable,
Jan 31st, 2007
Italian Stallion
When I woke up the other morning I was missing my tail, then I saw her using it as bangs, wait until I get a hold of this cunt……………
Jan 31st, 2007
david10006
she is so much hotter then these pics…beautiful eyes,perky rack,slammin’tight little booty and one damn butt ugly hair cut.
Jan 31st, 2007
Austin
Wow! Fergie’s gotta a kid sister!
Jan 31st, 2007
T.n
Gross.
Jan 31st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Yup totally Romulan.
Let’s Trek this bitch up!
Jan 31st, 2007
Matthew
Damn it, Mena, you’re RUINING it for me!
Jan 31st, 2007
Jamie
as a couple of people have commented, i thought it was damn fergie who had her bodgy plastic surgery fixed up. but no… what a waste, she was a better blonde.
Jan 31st, 2007
leash
oh shit i thought it was fergies little sister for a moment.
Jan 31st, 2007
Bang on yer noggin
You know what’s most retarded here? “Bangs” is the Amerikan word for fringe!! Is that because you people have noticed how your hair bangs in your eyes when it’s long at the front?
Mock all you like but I’m not retarded. Here’s your proof — I call my fringe, “my fringe”. BTW, I only have a mullet because I cut my hair myself by hanging upside down and trimming the ends off everything I can see. It suits me. It’s my style.
Mena looks beautiful too. I used to wear that style before I found the benefits of layering by hanging upside down.
Feb 1st, 2007
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