Paris Hilton Masterminded Her Exposure
Although Paris Hilton and Joe Francis reportedly filed a civil suit and a temporary restraining order against the owner of the ParisExposed.com, new details are coming to light that suggest Paris herself may have had a hand in the release of the pictures and video footage. The Post-Chronicle reports:
As more details emerge about the purchase of Paris’ personal items from a storage unit which was owed a $208 bill, the story just seems to get juicier but something simply doesn’t seem right. We have been directed to a “credible source” that claims Paris Hilton owns the leaked sex tapes, nude photos and info from the website Parisexposed.com. The source has not revealed the extent to which Paris is involved in the site, but as of Saturday, January 27, Hilton is allegedly financially involved. Some things to ponder which lends some credence to the claim: why have the Paris Exposed videos been edited? How come there are none of her friends in the videos? And who films themselves in the buff but doesn’t partake in any sexual activity?
It’s no secret that “One Night in Paris” is solely responsible for Paris Hilton’s celebrity status. She’s famous because she’s a bonafide whore. The scandalous sex tape that “coincidentally” leaked a couple of weeks before the premiere of her reality show on Fox is the only reason any of us even know her fucking name. It really does seem a bit odd that we’ve got fourteen day’s worth of Paris video footage and not one shot of her with a penis in an orifice. Or multiple orifices. That’s kinda like a like a “night without stars” or a “China without communism.” Something just smells fishy about the whole deal.
P.S. Two guesses as to the source of the smell.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Well, she has to make money somehow seeing as her CD of “songs” was a flop worldwide and her daddy cut her out of his will! Give her a break ;p
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
He cut her out of his will? Sweet.
Jan 30th, 2007
sonya
Now if he would only cut out her heart. With a spoon.
Jan 30th, 2007
litelysalted
Sorry this isn’t yeeeah! and/or Paris Hilton related… But anyone know what’s up with Pajiba? I haven’t been able to get on there all day.
Jan 30th, 2007
john
This chick is unbelievable. I just read elsewhere where she is trying to shut down / sue a website for attempting to sell some of her crap. I don’t know how the hell they got any of it, but she’s “mad”.
This from a girl who makes more videos than 20th century fox. Do a search on any of the big video dump sites and you’ll see tons of her greatest work.
She’s wacko.
Jan 30th, 2007
litelysalted
Nevermind about the Pajiba thing. They’re back… I wanted to link one of their reviews to my site. Anyway, Abby, I would really like to see more freakishly freaky balls on your site from now on. This post has none, and that makes me a sad panda.
Jan 30th, 2007
LadyJane
Two things I thought I’d never see combined:
“Paris Hilton” and “Mastermind”….
Jan 30th, 2007
abby
If only I came across balls like those on a daily basis…
Jan 30th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Abby- just say the word…………
Jan 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
aw, stallion, can’t we just remain “special friends”?
Jan 31st, 2007
bettylafea
Doesn’t it seem kinda fishy that the website went live the day after her court date/probation sentencing for DUI?
Feb 1st, 2007
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