Ashlee Simpson and Her Giant Chin
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You’d think if Ashlee Simpson was getting a plastic surgery overhaul, the next place she’d go after fixing her schnozz would be shaving down that enormous pointy chin. She looks like she should be bent over an oven, shoving in Hansel and Gretel and cackling with glee. All she’s missing is a wart sprouting a few hairs. I happened to be outside on my cellphone when she walked past, and when she paused near me to admire some purses I yelled, “Hey! Could you move your fucking chin already? You’re blocking the signal! I just lost a call!” And she looked embarrassed and kind of half-waved before breaking into this shameful hoedown shuffle dance thing. Just like the one she did on Saturday Night Live. So I threw my bourbon and coke in her face and yelled, “You’ll never be pretty on the inside! You hear me? Never! You suck!” And then the staff from the hospital found me because of all the commotion and made me put my clothes back on and go inside to take my medicine. Bastards. Ashlee Simpson’s chin ruins everything.
More chinny-chin-chin after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
She looks like the love child of Peter Fonda and Jay Leno. I know, I know, they’re both males, perhaps you find that weird and unnatural BUT SO IS HER CHIN!
Jan 31st, 2007
abby
The giant glasses don’t help, either.
Jan 31st, 2007
LadyJane
Oh, Abby. Have I ever told you how you brighten my mornings? You are like the breath of fresh air everyone should have.
Jan 31st, 2007
spatz
she’s so fucking grotesque
Jan 31st, 2007
cruising4c@work
I’m ready for the “bad angle” speech…ala Tyra.
Jan 31st, 2007
sonya
Put these coordinates into Google Earth and you’ll see Ashlee’s chin.
29°58′31.3″N, 31°07′52.7″E
Jan 31st, 2007
Matthew
What is it with young “celebrities” having absolutely no taste and/or common sense? They always go to shit.
Jan 31st, 2007
beerdotcom182
She looks like a circa 1987 Axl Rose in that pic. Welcome to the jungle baby!
Jan 31st, 2007
Italian Stallion
LOL @ Sonya………
Jan 31st, 2007
Dragulf
I have a plan to help Ashley solve all her problems but she rejected my idea’s and called me a sicko. All I said was a hankerchief, some chloroform and a nice stack of 20 grain sandpaper would do wonders for her career. How does that make me a freak?
Feb 1st, 2007
Meg
wow, youre a bitch.
Feb 18th, 2007
UR FKD' DD
I LIKE THAT BIZZ-NITCHES CHIN. A NICE RESTING PLACE FOR MY X-LARGE BALLS SACKS.
Dec 1st, 2007
Penguin66
You are all a bunch of clueless spineless bitches. get a fucking life u retards…
May 1st, 2008
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