Eva Mendes, Heavyweight Champ
Eva Mendes arrived at the Mulberry For Giles Launch in London yesterday looking very chic in all black. The pièce de résistance of the monochromatic ensemble: the World Heavyweight Belt she’s wearing around her middle. I mean, around her entire torso. Right up under her bosom. Wow. I don’t know if it still qualifies as a “belt” if it’s supporting your enitre upper back. Maybe she has scoliosis, and this is just a fashionable spin on the old-fashioned back brace. I once had an aunt who managed to turn her neck brace into a festive accessory by pinning holiday broaches to it. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. But she also took a lot of valium and got second-degree burns from passing out on a heating pad, so I don’t know if fashion tips from her are such a hot idea. Eva might want to reconsider.
More of the champ after the jump.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Ah, good old Eva Mendes, the poor man’s Roselyn Sanchez, even though she herself is a poor man’s Rosario Dawson.
Jan 31st, 2007
abby
I’m sure you noticed that those shoes do NOT go with that dress at all, Slim. Or with the back brace. Hideous.
Jan 31st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Boy you said it, and since when did bullet proof vests become acceptable as belts?
Jan 31st, 2007
LadyJane
I gotta meet this aunt of yours.
Jan 31st, 2007
abby
Well, ex-aunt, really. She divorced my uncle after taking out a second mortgage on his house and pawning all the jewelry he gave her for valium and percocet. And my uncle is such a gigantic fucking puss that he still goes over and mows her lawn once a week. She’s so fucked up I honestly don’t think she even notices.
Jan 31st, 2007
Italian Stallion
I still think that can is hot sometimes………….
Jan 31st, 2007
UR FKD' DD
JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN’ BOARDER HOPPER TRYING TO BE WHITE…….UUUHHHH….GREEN CARD CHECK, POR FAVOR PUTA!!!!
Dec 1st, 2007
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