Mere days after Kate Moss and Pete Doherty’s Buddhist blessing in Thailand earlier this month, Pete managed to land himself on videotape shooting up cocaine with some skanks in a hostel. London’s The Sun reports:

Junkie rocker Pete Doherty injects himself with cocaine in a grubby Thai hostel — as he tells worried lover Kate Moss he is “fine” on the phone. Bare-chested Doherty shot up several times after joining three girls in a backpacker’s £8-a-night room. He clasped a mobile between head and shoulder as concerned model Kate asked him where he was and what he was doing. The out-of-it Babyshambles singer replied: “What’s the matter? I love you.”

Jess Lea, a backpacking student, had invited him to her room to party with her and two female friends. She asked Doherty if rumours he had married Kate were true. He replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.” Jess said she witnessed Doherty injecting coke at least three times between 1.30am and 4am. She added: “It was a bit mind-blowing. He asked us if we minded. Initially we were like, ‘OK, go for it’, but as time went on we began to get nervous.”

And yet Kate Moss checked herself into rehab yesterday right alongside him — presumably to keep a watchful eye on him — fully intending to stay with this loser. The whole situation reminds me of the time I tried to spell my name in the snow with tinkle. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t make it past more than an “A,” and even then it only looked like an A if you were looking at it upside down. I tried everything I could think of — removing my pants entirely, peeing into a funnel, holding my pee for four hours, anything — but it never worked. I just couldn’t urinate my name. It turns out you need a penis for that sort of thing. And no matter how long my clitoris might have been, it still didn’t work like a penis. Same holds true for Kate here. No matter how hard she tries, she’s not going to grow a penis either. Or make Pete Doherty get sober. It’s just a fact of life.

To watch the actual video footage of Pete injecting himself with cocaine, click here. It’s a real scream.

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