Quickies: Downgrade

Famke Janssen can slap cuffs on me anytime she wants. (Fatback)
Sienna Miller works some granny panties and tights. Nice. (Metadish)
Britney Spears wants Justin Timberlake back. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
K-Fed gives the finger to $25 million. (A Socialite’s Life)
Kiefer Sutherland’s action figure probably fights Christmas trees and pulls down its pants in public. (CelebNewsWire)
In case you haven’t had enough of Paris Hilton… (UseMyComputer)
Britney Spears’ titties continue to disappoint. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Ryan Phillippe has a new girlfriend. (Celebitchy)
Hugh Grant doesn’t make Elizabeth Hurley’s wedding guest list. (Gabsmash)
Posh doesn’t want skinny bitches modeling her jeans. There’s irony for you. (Seriously? OMG)
“Catch and Release” teaches us that there’s nothing more romantic than drawing a dragon on your lady’s hand after you’ve finished doing the nasty. (Pajiba)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Is Britney picking nose…………
Jan 31st, 2007
Dragulf
All the networks are remaking shows and trying to present them as brand new and they say Hollywood has no new ideas, neithe do tv execs.
MCI. Cox. Qwest! I hate you all! Bite meh!
Feb 1st, 2007
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