Denise Richards Rescues Sea Creatures
Denise Richards was kind enough to rescue a sunburned manatee yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. You know, it’s easy to hate her because she’s a back-stabbing man-stealing heartless slutty bitch, but when you see her dragging an endangered species from the waves, it kinda melts you a little. And don’t try to tell me that there are no manatees in Hawaii. I did the research too, and that thing is just too small to be a whale. And it doesn’t have tusks, either, so it couldn’t be a walrus. Besides, no self-respecting walrus would walk around with a mullet like that. They have their dignity, you know. That’s why they always wear top hats and monacles and have British accents in cartoons.
More of Denise and the manatee after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
Oh my God it’s Lobster Man! These pics are so scary! Nice beer gut and back fat Richie! Denise is a total bitch, but you have to admit she’s pretty hot….
Feb 1st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Oh my GOD! Poseidon has released the hideous Kracken, ruuuuuun!!
Oh and Richie looks really sunburned he should take better care of his skin, especially with the hole in the ozone layer and whatnot.
Feb 1st, 2007
sonya
Why is she smiling at that!?
Feb 1st, 2007
LadyJane
Richie has man-boobs!!!
Feb 1st, 2007
sonya
“Would you like a suckle on my zzzzzipple?”
Feb 1st, 2007
TT.Quick
What is that FOX doing with that FAT, RED BELLIED, OLD FART-ASS, HAS BEEN for? This just goes to show you…You can look like complete SHIT, not have any talent, and get hot babes…if your a Rock Star! I need a drink!
TT.QUICK
Feb 1st, 2007
abby
That sunburn is just the icing on the old fat-ass Richie Sambora cake.
Feb 1st, 2007
Tine
I didn’t figure out that that was Richie Sambora until like 3 pictures down - Heather Locklear should be happy Denise stole that fat fuck away!
Feb 1st, 2007
Italian Stallion
That dude looks like he swallowed a keg………..
Feb 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
hmmm. i’ve heard of “six pack” abs, but a keg???
Feb 1st, 2007
Butch
“Denise Richards Rescues Sea Creatures.” Frick. Funniest. Headline. Ev-ah. I bow to you.
Feb 3rd, 2007
Sherman Scofield
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Oct 5th, 2009
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