Feb 1, 20076
Quickies: Viva la Italia!
Finally, someone can stand up to Coco’s ass. (CelebFart)
Lindsay Lohan wants sex and McDonalds. (Egotastic)
Mandy Moore is a liar. (Celebslam)
Christina Ricci looks pretty hot in Italian Vogue. (The Bastardly)
Rebecca Romijn makes me moist. (Popoholic)
Carmen Electra to play a porn star. (Hollywood Tuna)
Brad and Angie took secret vows? (popbytes)
Nic Cage looks like a giant tool with that hair. (City Rag)
Britney Spears is a drunk. (Gawker)
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Someone smack Nic Cage on the head, with a hemmer.
That’s the ultimate proof that hollywood guys are getting old it’s called SHS or Stupid Hair Syndrome, I remind you of Tom Hanks circa The Da Vinci Flop…err I mean Code, Code!
Feb 1st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
make that a hammer, hell, just smack him with anything.
Feb 1st, 2007
abby
What about that ass? Truly, has a more magnificent ass ever been beheld?
Feb 1st, 2007
Italian Stallion
Si, Viva Italia, Viva Napoli !!!!!!!!!
Ciao Ciao……….
Feb 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
that truly is a thing of beauty! the ass, i mean. how does that occur naturally?
okay, now someone please explain to me how drunk do you have to be to not realize you’re drinking “fake” tequila? hell, what IS fake tequila???? besides cuervo gold, i mean?
i admit it. i’m a tequila snob. i’ve been known to drink that shit-ass store brand rum, but tequila??
seriously.
and now i want a shot and a big mac. dammit.
Feb 1st, 2007
sonya
It doesn’t occur naturally bunny. If I had an airbrusher touch up all my photos, my ass would look like it could cause a worldwide tsunami. ‘Cuz, ya know, I’d have two full moons. Tides. All that science. Stuff.
VERY late post on this, I know. I really didn’t feel safe clicking on that link at work. I may be talking to myself.
Please pass the vodka.
Feb 4th, 2007
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