Fergie Has an Itchy Beaver
Sometimes when I’m sitting alone on the couch with a bottle of Amaretto, I’ll stop and think to myself, “Where exactly are the kids?” or “What day is it again?” or “Jesus Christ, that Fergie couldn’t possibly be any more disgusting.” And then I find a picture of her scratching at her beaver with her ghetto-ass acrylic nails and I think, “No, wait — yes, she can.” What the hell is that? Pubes itchy? Labia poking out? Balls uncomfortable in those tight pants? All we need now is a picture of her picking her nose while scratching her asshole. At least we now know the actual definition of the mysterious word “Fergalicious”:
Fergalicious: fur-ga-lish-os
(Middle English, from Anglo-Norman, from Late Latin fergus, hermaphrodite; from Latin dlicia, pleasure : d-, intensive pref.; see ferg + de- + lacere)
1. (adj) Indiscernible sexual identity. Having both male and female genitalia. Hermaphrodite.
2. (adj) Possessing an unbearably itchy puss.
More of the “Fergalicious” after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Those polyester pants ARE really itchy, ’specially when they rub against your balls. Not that I would know.
Feb 2nd, 2007
LadyJane
That ugly fuckin itchy bitch… i want those shoes.
Feb 2nd, 2007
beerdotcom182
In the second last picture, she’s either indicating she has 2 venereal diseases, or yes, in fact 2 balls. Or both.
Feb 2nd, 2007
Allison
Hilarious!
Feb 2nd, 2007
Shawn
She is nasty, even if she wasn’t scratchin’ that thing!
Feb 2nd, 2007
Dragulf
Well, at least she isn’t scratching her ugly friends balls too…
Ugly people of the world, Unite!
Feb 2nd, 2007
QUAGMIRE
I hate to dissapoint, but I think she was actually checking her zipper. Ol’e butterface wouldn’t scratch her poom poom in public.. That’s what Paris Hilton would do. And those are on a whole different level.
Feb 2nd, 2007
abby
Maybe we’re being a little mean. She might just have a yeast infection and hemorrhoids.
Feb 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
c’mon, guys, what day is today?
she’s just checkin’ to see if the ol’ groundhog sees it’s shadow or not!
Feb 2nd, 2007
LadyJane
I still want those fucking shoes. I’d put them on, and nothin’ else and strut my stuff down main street.
Of course, I’m actually a woman, so that’s a one-upper on Fergie.
Feb 2nd, 2007
rappites
So, it is o.k. for guys to openly scratch them selves down there. But, when a girl gets caught on camera doing it. It is considered gross. Talk about double standard. Damn, maybe she just got waxed or something.
Feb 6th, 2007
r
shes just checking to see if her zipper is up…
Feb 6th, 2007
MEMMERS
OH COME ON GROW UP…. r IS RIGHT SHE’S JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF HER FLY’S OPEN. i’M SURE YOU NEVER DO THAT. SLOW DAY EH?????
Feb 7th, 2007
yana
that is what happens when you have a bare p*ss* and the hair starts to grow back..
Feb 8th, 2007
leila
oh that’s disgusting…
when you see her in the videos, she looks nice…
but when you see her withouth a lot of make up and withouth photoshop, she’s a pain in the *ss …
I really don’t know what guys see in her… and beside, she’s got a lot of plastic surgery… she used to have a giant and horrible nose…
anyway… see you…
Leilis * *
ps: sorry if I made any mistakes on grammar or spelling, it’s because I’m from Argentina.
Feb 18th, 2007
anon
If you did as many drugs as her your cooter/balls would itch too…it probably doesn’t help that I’m sure she has had jungle fever in the past as well.
Apr 25th, 2007
babes
yeah i agree with rappites
you always see guys with their hands there
Feb 11th, 2008
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