Joe Francis Gets All the Best Celebrity Snatch
“Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis called in to Howard Stern’s radio show yesterday morning to talk about his lawsuit against ParisExposed.com and debunk rumors that he and Paris were responsible for the internet leak. HowardStern.com reported:
Joe Francis got on the line to talk about the recently revealed sex video of him and Paris Hilton… Joe claimed he wasn’t happy that the Paris tapes were released, but both Howard and Robin thought he was behind their release. However, Joe promised that wasn’t the case and was planning on suing the tapes’ distributors. Howard reported there were images of Valtrex prescriptions (a herpes medication) on the website where the tapes were being sold, but Joe promised he was clean and thought Paris was as well. Joe then acknowledged he had sex with Paris.
When Howard asked Joe who “the best” sexual partner he’s ever had [he's rumored to have porked Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Paris Hilton, and Tara Reid], he again named Paris. Joe proceeded to suggest people visit the website to watch his video so they could see how “good” she was themselves. This led Howard to point out that Joe had referenced the site a number of times during the interview, which he thought was another sign that Joe was behind it. However, Joe again denied any ties to the site.
Boy, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid — I can’t imagine who among that elite harem had the biggest, smelliest, floppiest old hat for a vagina. Gross. That’s like choosing between fucking a fathead fish or a a rotting carp. Or sticking your dick in a flaming pile of horse shit or into a mason jar full of battery acid. And for a guy who’s supposedly suing the website, he sure as hell did a lot of free promotion for it. Jesus, what an idiot. I guess you can’t expect any guy who’d sleep with Tara Reid and Paris Hilton to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. But you could expect a guy who’d sleep with Tara Reid and Paris Hilton to go sterile and lose all his pubic hair. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
“who among that elite harem had the biggest, smelliest, floppiest old hat for a vagina?” I’d vote for Tara Reid every time.
Feb 2nd, 2007
d. c.
Tara Reid was wise and lucky she didn’t catch any the diseases he was spreading.
Feb 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Pffffft if by quality snatch you mean the equivalent to Haitian smackhores then I guess he’s getting the best pussy in town.
Feb 2nd, 2007
abby
If you combined the square cubic inches of all four of their vaginas, it would be a void big enough to contain the Earth and most of Jupiter. Fact.
Feb 2nd, 2007
Butch
This brain dead fuck could hardly patch a sentence together during his “interview” with Howard. He is as dumb, fugly, and boring as the whores he sticks that nasty little dick in.
Feb 3rd, 2007
Rick "D"
Wow, that’s a lot of Haterade out there. Don’t be jealous.
Mar 21st, 2008
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