Feb 2, 2007
Maria Menounos Plays with Balls
Maria Menounos tossed around a football at the Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami yesterday, perfectly attired for an afternoon of rough and tumble beach side shenanigans. You can tell by the ankle length dress and all the jewelery she’s wearing. You know, when I toss around the ol’ pig skin, I usually put on four inch stilletos and a garter belt. “Pig skin” is just another name for the wiener, right? And “tailgate” still means “doin’ it in the butt?” The Broncos defensive line taught me everything I’d ever need to know about football when I blacked out in their hotel room after a bottle of Jose Cuervo and an eight ball last year. Helpful bunch, those Broncos.
More ball-handling after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ha ha, Ving Rhames(sp?) is employing the ol’ “I’m wearing sunglasses so I can look at your boobies without you knowing it” tactic.
Feb 2nd, 2007
candidham.blogspot.com
That’s Michael Clarke Duncan,and i think he wants to make an xrated version of The Green Mile with Maria and that dress.
Feb 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, another inch and he won’t need to pretend. YOWZA!
seriously, i’m not sure who she is, but she looks kinda cute.
Feb 2nd, 2007
abby
Black people should try harder not to all look the same. Same goes for Asians. It’s just confusing!
Feb 2nd, 2007
sonya
Damn. I gots my blacks mixed up agin.
Feb 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
sonya, that’s the funniest thing i’ve read all day, i have no idea why!
Feb 2nd, 2007
Jessica
It you want to know who maria is visit
http://www.mariamenounos.tk
Feb 3rd, 2007
sonya
I don’t care who Maria is. As long as she’s hot and shows her boobies, who cares about anything else? I mean, do YOU?
Feb 4th, 2007
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