Quickies: Biting the Hand
Denise Richards has a pretty meaty vagina. (Best Week Ever)
Bob Saget has some real motherfucking talent. (Pajiba)
Before the plastic surgery, Holly from “The Girls Next Door” wouldn’t have even had a shot at cleaning the shitters inside the Playboy mansion. (Starfruit Gossip)
Jennifer Hudson claims she was “used and abused” on “American Idol.” Ungrateful cooze can’t take a fat girl joke. (IBBB)
Tommy Lee starts his own line of man lingerie. What do you think: Manzier, or Bro? (A Socialite’s Life)
Tom Cruise lets Katie Holmes do an interview with Haper’s Bazaar. After the “relaxation serum” and an hour in the chamber, of course. (Defamer)
“Being Concerned about the Plight of Africa” is this season’s must-have accessory. (RADAR)
Jennifer Lopez looks pretty good with low lighting and retouching and minus a goblin on her arm. (ICYDK)
Paris Hilton uses the n-word. (Egotastic)
Your chance at pimpin’ it on a private jet with Fall Out Boy on their one-day tri-city tour. (IFilm)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
LadyJane
Denise needs a labia lift. I hear they’re all the rage.
Feb 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
hell with that, LJ, she needs a FORKLIFT!
i read the postings on the pajiba review… are those people that far out of touch, or am i just old?
bob saget has prided himself on being the ” dirtiest man on the planet” or words to that effect. and he was superfluous on “full house” anyway.
done with the rant. been a long, bad week.
Feb 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
*always* prided himself.
dammit.
Feb 2nd, 2007
sonya
I never knew that side of Bob Saget. I knew him from America’s Funniest Home Videos. It kind of traumatized me when I found out what a dirty mouth he has.
Feb 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
that’s it, then. i’m officially old.
Feb 5th, 2007
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