Britney Spears Loves Fashion, Being Single
Britney Spears showed up at the Baby Phat fashion show in New York on Saturday in a too-tight dress and blabbing about her newfound bacherlorette status. People magazine reports:
Britney Spears [says she] doesn’t miss being married. Spears grabbed the spotlight Friday while at the fashion show for Baby Phat by Kimora Lee Simmons and KLS Collection Fall 2007, entitled “From Russia with Love,” which was held at the Roseland Ballroom. When asked… how she likes being single, the pop star, who filed for divorce from Kevin Federline on Nov. 7, said: “It’s awesome.” Wearing a slinky black spaghetti-strapped dress and black peek-a-boo pumps, Spears posed for photographers upon her arrival, and was escorted to her front-row seat just moments before the show started.
Not really all that fascinating, I don’t suppose. So Britney is enjoying “playing the field.” And by “playing the field” I mean “getting drunk and hanging out with losers and Kevin Federline imposters.” The main reason I’m even telling you about this is as an excuse to put up these pictures of Chubs in that spaghetti-strapped dress. “Slinky?” Um… no. It fits like a sausage casing. And everybody knows sausage casings are NOT red carpet attire. Now, that dress at a NASCAR rally or the Tennessee State Fair, absolutely. Also acceptable: anything halter-topped or airbrushed (including acrylic nails and vanity plates). No doubt about it — Britney Spears would have been the belle of the Dickson County Fair. Too bad here she’s just a redneck fatty looking hopelessly out of place.
More tubby in her “slinky dress” after the jump.
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Sorceressss
“Hey Y’all! Do y’all like my dress? I was like totally late for this show so when I got dressed I just grabbed the first thing I could from my underware drawer. There were no underware in it of course, but I did find this! Justin will totally take me back when he sees me in this!”
Feb 5th, 2007
sonya
Even when she was thin, I always thought she had really weird shoulders. They slope and manage to look manly at the same time.
Feb 5th, 2007
dq365247
On The Superficial, there’s a great pic of her from the side/back, & you can see the tag still on the dress. Not tacky at all …
Feb 5th, 2007
abby
I bet she stole the dress from “The Dress Barn” and that’s why the tags are still attached. You know, because that’s what fat trashy white chicks do. They steal. And drink a lot of beer and smoke menthol cigarettes.
Feb 5th, 2007
sonya
And what better place to array your bovine form than with a frock from The Dress Barn?
Feb 5th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Bitch looks like Wednesday Adams………..
Feb 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
hate when my comments don’t post.
oh, well. wasn’t very good anyway.
Feb 5th, 2007
Buzzard
I just love it when people like Sorceressss make fun of rednecks and show how suave and educated they are by misspelling underwear. Brit’s a rube, but good ole Sorceress is just rude. Y’all play nice now.
Feb 6th, 2007
leash
how can someone with so much money and a million opportunities to look like a freaking goddess manage to look so bad.
ARGH
Feb 6th, 2007
d. c.
She looks so nasty, acts so nasty, she can never recover her good old days when fans admired her..
Feb 6th, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
Why do they let ugly people be famous? Oh, it’s a joke? Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess that’s alright. Ha ha, ugly person!
Feb 6th, 2007
bambi
i think you all need to get a grip, maybe she has picked the wrong outfit, but so as most of the population at one time or another! she had had a rough time and doesnt know how to gwet through it! so leave her alone!! u big bullys!
Feb 7th, 2007
nenny
i think britney is gorgoues! i have always been her biggest fan & no matter what she does i will always love her! brit u look amazing girl & keep up the good work in rehab i know you can do it!
Nen
Mar 5th, 2007
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
brooni
not everyone in Tennessee is a hillbilly…
and as a Tennessean, I am offended at being equated with the likes of her
Jun 14th, 2007
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