Jenny McCarthy Hint of Nip
Before you bastards get all excited and start unzipping your pants, let me go ahead and let you know that this is NOT a “nipple slip.” Technically. It’s more of an “areola outing,” if you will. Mother of God, cut me a fucking break already and just work with me here. It’s still “boobies.” A freshly-cropped Jenny McCarthy arrived at the “Leather and Laces Pre-Super Bowl XLI Party” on Saturday with a just smidgen of nipple squirming its way out of her massive saline cleavage. I’m sure after four or five drinks and some impromptu dancing the whole nipple finally made its tawny appearance. And ladies, you know for a fact that there’s no getting a nipple back in once it’s found an out. It’ll work its way back out every time. Wiley bastards, nipples. It’s almost like they have a mind of their own. One morning I woke up and found that my nipples had actually tied themselves into a windsor knot. Coincidentally, it just so happened to be the same day I threw up in that rodeo clown’s bed and accidentally set my trailer on fire with a Flaming Blue Jesus. I don’t like to point fingers, but I wasn’t wearing a bra when my drink “fell” out of my hand. And I certainly don’t know how to tie a windsor knot. All I’m saying is that you have to watch your nipples, girls. You can never be too careful.
More McCarthy barely-there areola after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
ZeZe
She has some amazingly long orangutan arms there. And quite the pubescent pimple outbreak on that chesty area.
Feb 5th, 2007
litelysalted
Other than the fake boobs and orange tan, she’s looking pretty hot. From the neck up anyway. I love her haircut.
Feb 5th, 2007
Sorceressss
Gawd, could she have those things squished up any more? That looks pretty painful especially if the dress is going right across her nips…. Ouch
Feb 5th, 2007
sonya
“areola outing”!! I love it! ha ha haaa!
Feb 5th, 2007
Italian Stallion
She’s still hot……….
Feb 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
i had an areola outing once. it was great fun. we camped for two nights in the areola mountains of kentucky. it was pretty nice, except for that weird banjo music……
and the areolas are BEAUTIFUL in the fall!
Feb 5th, 2007
sonya
lol bunny!
Feb 5th, 2007
Austin
Is it really that big of a deal to see the areola borealis of someone who’s already done Playboy?
Feb 6th, 2007
the shizzles
you people need to stop hating…she looks great! (even with the acne on her chest).
Feb 6th, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
Are we sure that’s even her? She’s not picking her nose, taking a shit, or talking about farts.
Feb 6th, 2007
FlamingFart
oshkoshb’alls is totally right. i would like to pick her nips.
Mar 11th, 2007
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