Feb 5, 20076
Quickies: UHF
Alessandro Ambrosio in a bikini for a cold winter’s night. (Drunken Stepfather)
Mariah Carey’s “Glitter” bombed because of 9/11. Oh, and because she sucks. (MollyGood)
Fergie almost shows her balls. (Starfruit Gossip)
Lindsay Lohan upskirt, now with panties! (Hollywood Tuna)
Denise Richards likes her blow. (IDLYITW)
Bai Ling goes bastardly, baby! (The Bastardly)
Katie Holmes does her best Stepford. (Celebitchy)
Watch Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton at their most stunningly mediocre. (Pajiba)
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
hmm. tom and katie.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
sorry, wrong movie. stepford, bunny, stepford.
notice how they never kiss on the lips??
that’s because..
EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME:
“…
sorry. i went away there for a while. now i’m back.
Feb 5th, 2007
sonya
Mariah Carey is the Great Satan. What? What was that? Oh.
Mariah Carey ate the Great Satan.
Feb 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
not one single TCLTC??
traitors.
good one, sonya!
Feb 5th, 2007
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Oh man, Bai Ling is so sexy.
Feb 6th, 2007
Dragulf
Yeah, Katie is thinking about James Venderbeek from Dawson’s Creek in a few of those pictures!
No comments on how Katie is only 5′ 9” ? So that makes Tom 5′ 4” to 5′ 6” right?
Mariah ate Tom Cruise? No wait, He’s Jesus Christ.
TCLTC!!!
Feb 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
no, dra- he just THINKS he is!!
Feb 6th, 2007
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