Scarlett Johansson Gets Her Freak On
Scarlett Johansson fueled the already-swirling rumors of a hook-up over the weekend with her music video co-star Justin Timberlake. Page Six reports:
Justin had more fun in Miami than the Chicago Bears on Super Bowl weekend, hitting it off with Scarlett Johansson at a glamorous postgame party. Johansson met Timberlake at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty at Mokai, where, spies say, “they were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
So fucking what? If I had a nickel for every guy I salaciously ground my body into, I’d probably be a millionaire. Or at least an eleven-thousand-aire. And if I had a dollar fifty for every guy I blew in bathroom of the Waffle House, well, then, I’d probably retire in ten years. I’m going places, people. Scarlett Johansson’s got nothin’ on me.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I say Abby and Scarlett jello wrestle to settle this little conundrum. I’ll bring the shooters.
Feb 6th, 2007
abby
Done and done, my friend!
Feb 6th, 2007
RichPort
Will this be a BYOT event? I don’t need anyone asking to borrow a tissue from me when they finish harassing themselves. Interrupting another man whacking off is just bad form. Like putting your elbows on the table when eating, but worse.
Feb 6th, 2007
d. c.
I hope Justin demanded she show her ‘I am free of STD certificate before he allowed her to make everyone think she is mad about him? Always read the contract, and security check backgrounds before you sign on the dotted line.
Feb 6th, 2007
Dragulf
God Damn It! Abby is never there on the days I go to the Waffle House!
Then again she’d just laugh at my tiny penis so… nevermind!
Feb 6th, 2007
abby
You have to hit up the WH drunk at about three in the morning, when I’m hard up for blow. Then, I’m your girl.
Feb 6th, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
I like putting blow ON my waffles. I would call it a Peruvian Breakfast, but the talented writers of Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo have already staked their claim on that term as a description of a sex act where an egg is cracked over a girl’s spread butt cheeks. And I am nothing if don’t respect my fellow artist.
Feb 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
mmmm.
chicken and waffles.
we ain’t got no WH where i live. *sniff* now i’m frickin hungry, y’all.
Feb 6th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Bitch looks like Kelly Bundy in that picture………….
Feb 7th, 2007
Dave Woelk
Scarlett Johansson bikini video online !!
http://scarlett–johansson-x.blogspot.com/?id=12598028&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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