Tori Spelling is a Behemoth
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Homewrecker and reality whore Tori Spelling and husband number two Dean McDermott threw a Tupperware-sponsored baby shower Saturday afternoon at Elixir Tonic & Tea in Hollywood. People magazine reports:
Guests at the event included Spelling’s Beverly Hills 90210 pal Jennie Garth and her So NoTORIous costar Loni Anderson. Spelling’s mother Candy… was not there. The menu, presented on blue Etch-a-Sketch trays, featured childhood favorites such as grilled cheese sandwiches, tuna melts, miniature corn dogs and pigs in a blanket. The shower… was filmed for Spelling’s new Oxygen reality show “Tori & Dean: Inn Love.”
Any guesses as to how many pigs in a blanket Tori wolfed down at her shower? Ten, twenty? Two hundred sixty-five? She seems to be carrying the baby awfully high. As in “right there underneath her chin” kind of high. I’m pretty sure that means it’s a boy. Or a forty-pound yetti twins. I’ll have to check my copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” to know for sure.
More — LOTS more — of Tori after the jump.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Carnie Wilson is not aging well… in other news, sales of blue eyeshadow plummet.
Feb 6th, 2007
abby
As do the sales of turquoise satin tents.
Feb 6th, 2007
RichPort
The way her hubby has to pull her along practically ensures he’ll require rotator cuff surgery. I hope he stretches beforehand.
Feb 6th, 2007
litelysalted
Shut the fuck up… That’s not Tori Spelling. That’s a photo of Divine taken in 1974. Right?? Right???
Feb 6th, 2007
Tine
All that money and I still can’t get over how fucked up her nose is!
Feb 6th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Yeah, whats the deal with that nose? And chin? Pregnant women freak me out!
Feb 6th, 2007
abby
You mean “chins,” right?
Feb 6th, 2007
d. c.
She looks a lot like her mother now.. I hope she has a safe and happy birth.
Feb 6th, 2007
sonya
I hate it when pregnant women go around with their hand on their belly like they’re in some freaking painting. Just cut it out, no one’s going to mistake you for the Virgin Mary.
Everyone knows that she’s hanging out on a tortilla at my house. $5 to look, people!
Feb 6th, 2007
Dragulf
I gotcha $5 Sonya but I expect change back!!!
OK. Let’s see. She can’t act, she is Fugly (12 bagger style folks!) and pregnant! What’s to actually like about this Martin Short caricature?
Feb 6th, 2007
sonya
Tell ya what, Dragulf. Give me $8 and I’ll make you a bean burrito outta the Virgin Mary’s tortilla. Believe me, you’re be expelling your own holy spirit after eating my cooking.
Feb 6th, 2007
leash
sonya-YES I agree with you 100% about the ‘hand on belly’ thing. It’s annoying.
I mean, what’s the bump going to do if you don’t hold it…fly away or something?
Feb 6th, 2007
abby
I always used my pregnant belly as a shelf for my beer.
Feb 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
that’ll do, pig, that’ll do.
Feb 6th, 2007
Dragulf
Hahahaha! Too funny Bunny!
Feb 6th, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
Pregnant women have evil powers and their horomones cause them to fly into erratic rages that give them the strength of 10 men. And they smell like old butter. And if you press on their stomach, weird stuff comes out of their pussy. They’re not to be trusted.
Feb 6th, 2007
Gregory Sundborg
What a cow and she is just as ugly now as she was on 90210-plus 125 pounds!
Feb 6th, 2007
Butch
I agree with Gregory Sundborg. Shock and awe. Like she was so hot before and now look at her? Bitch was always butta face and now she’s got the body to match. Although bad karma to make fun of pregnant women. You or your future baby momma will end up with a fish baby.
Feb 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
the color’s all screwed up on the pix for me…. why does it look like those people in the background are applauding??
i’m worried that butch thinks she was hot before. before what? eh, to each his own.
she should have a girl in a metal bikini chained to her, and an obnoxious tiny creature that giggles maniacally. and han solo in carbonite.
Feb 6th, 2007
Italian Stallion
It’s 14 degrees in Baltimore and all I can think of is how cool it would be to have some Tori Spelling blubber to keep me warm…………..
Feb 7th, 2007
Butch
Don’t fret bionic bunny. I didn’t mean she was hot before. I was like “Okay so she looks bad? Like she was hot before? Nothing new to report on the Tori Spelling front.” I am saying that it’s hard to be surprised (amused yes surprised no) that she looks so bad because the only redeeming quality from before was her flat belly and nice ass and now she doesn’t even have that. As far as the face. Alway fug-lee. Oh hell that still doesn’t make sense. I thought the half bottle of cough medicine I just drank wasn’t working but I think I might be wrronnnggggggggg……………….zzzz
Feb 7th, 2007
krissypoo
I love it when skinny girls get fat. It’s the best thing ever. It’s the equivalent of a model getting acid thrown in her face. Happy Daze.
Feb 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
10-4 on that, butch. i always thought she was hideous. unless you’re REALLY, REALLY into horses!!!
Feb 7th, 2007
Mario Gerry
Tori Spelling in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://tori-spelling-hot.blogspot.com/?id=32257437&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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