Naked Sundays for Christina Aguilera
If you’re choking down a cup of coffee and some aspirin this morning in the hopes of easing your massive hangover, you might want to go ahead and skip this post. There’s talk of nudity, yeah… but it involves a naked Jordan Bratman. I said naked Jordan Bratman. Pay attention. Man boobs. Saggy balls. Lots of hair. Us Weekly reports:
Aguilera is stopping by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to celebrate the talk show’s 600th episode. During their couch time, Christina, 26, tells host Ellen DeGeneres how she keeps her marriage alive with her husband of one year: “We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have something called naked Sundays. You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up… we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
I used to have naked Sundays, too. Only it was basically every day of the week. And instead of “being naked,” I usually just dropped a bunch of acid and attempted doing every day chores, like grocery shopping or going to the dry cleaners. It pretty much always ended up with me sobbing behind a display of canned corn and or almost suffocating myself with a garment bag while the Asian guy behind the counter called the cops. Yeah, now that I think about it, naked Sundays were kinda lame. Kinda like Christina Aguilera and her toad of a naked husband.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
cruising4c@work
I’m always naked at my house but I draw the line when it comes to cooking nude. That man naked near food - I just threw up.
Feb 7th, 2007
abby
I bet his balls would make a lovely omelet.
Feb 7th, 2007
Italian Stallion
“His nose is sooooo big”
“I’m thinkin”
“This jew in Claifornia can probably smell New Jersey”
“This jew can smell New Jersey”
“This jew can smell New Jersey”
I guess it might be funnier if you sing it like “Ridin Dirty”………….
“tryin to catch me riding dirty”
“this jew can smell New Jersey”
Feb 7th, 2007
Dragulf
I wish I were him on Sundays. Hell, any day of the week would be OK!
Feb 7th, 2007
abby
Would you make the face he’s making up there? That’s the real question.
Feb 7th, 2007
sonya
Look kids, it’s the bearded Jewish kissing fish!
Feb 7th, 2007
Genevieve
I still don’t see why people think he’s ugly. He looks pretty good to me, and Italian Stallion– big noses are sexy. Okay? Sexy.
Feb 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
yes, gen, but only to elephants.
Feb 7th, 2007
Johan
vilken ful kille…fitton
Feb 8th, 2007
funtonight
I wish i was him, sundays would be so much fun!
Mar 20th, 2007
khkhvfygrt
i like fucking my mom
Dec 8th, 2007
Nicolas Sickle
Hot Christina Aguilera having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://christina-aguilera-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=74554425&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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