Beyonce Knowles Finally Gets an Award

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Supreme bitch Beyonce Knowles is big among the Soul Train cognoscenti. The Post-Chronicle reports:

Beyonce received three nominations to lead nominees for the 21st anniversary Soul Train Awards. Beyonce was nominated for Best Female R&B/Soul Single, Best Female R&B/Soul Album and The Michael Jackson Award for Best R&B/Soul or Rap Video for “Irreplaceable.”

Wow. The “Soul Train” Awards. No Oscars or Golden Globes, but some Soul Train Awards. That’s kind of like the “here, I made you this” kind of present you might get from a little kid or a forgetful boyfriend. Pretty lame. Or maybe it’s more like the kind of present you get when the person in line before you loses a wayward floater in the flushing process. Yep, floating turds and Soul Train. That sounds just about right.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Give the bitch a Popeye’s Chicken coupon and 10gallon jug of Afro Sheen, maybe then she and her daddy will shut the fuck up.

  2. sonya

    Yes I’d love to see her try to make Jennifer Hudson jealous with this one. “You got a Golden Globe, well, I got a Soul Train Award. Uuuh!”

  3. abby

    Boo - yah!

  4. TERRY

    I JUST WENT TO BEYONCE’S WEB SITE AND ONE OF HER FANS HAS POSTED A X-RATED PICTURE OF BEYONCE GIVING JAY-Z A BLOW JOB IN THE SWIMMING POOL,AND I SAW THIS SAME PICTURE ON THE WEB SITE, HOW CAN SHE BE A ROLL MODEL FOR YOUNGER ARTIST DOING THIS TYPE OF THING IN PUBLIC!! SHE IS DEFINATELY DOING IT I SAW TWO DIFFERENT POSITIONS.

  5. Quan

    Hi,
    I would like to comment on what the guy Terry is saying, I saw this same picture the day they said she won the fantasy girlfriend on askmen.com, and I wondered did any other person see this same picture, I know exaclty what you are talking about. She is giving Jay-Z the head,and I thought to myself, now this can not be true, but I saw another picture of her doing the same thing. I am going to post the site where is saw it. Go to this site: (http://incitingariot.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html)
    If you stroll all the way down you will see the picture there are two different pictures, positions, and it says “Jay-Z & Beyonce caught in the act”, this is horrible, and you are right she is suppose to be a roll model. I have never been to her official site, but I wonder what her parents thinks about this picture, it clearly shows her giving him “HEAD”. shame on you Beyonce & Jay-z.

  6. makaya

    stop hatin she rocks ni she is a chikc for lyk luff yew b

  7. cortney

    I am a fan of her but not her damn acting…..She thought she was going to get oscar praise for this and she was horrible in everything shes done..She really needs to stick to singing and modeling…or really concentrate on studying acting cause her acting is garbage…

  8. Danielle

    I say u hatas stop hatin on her cuz she raw as hell. Yall jus mad cuz she got mad ass skill . Yall dumb asses say she cant act and what not but every movie she did sold every time so look at yall felling stupid n yall are pathetic wastin yall time talkin about her when she makin money doing sumthin with her life while yall on the PC doin nuthin ya digg? She got her.

  9. Danielle

    Yall are the biggest hatas ever . yall talkin about what she bad at but she makin money ove night sleepin while yall talkin bout her. yall say she cant act but damn near every movie she did ,sold more money than yall broke asses can count. you all are pathetic talkin about what she cant do but she mamkin money at least she doin sumthin whit her life while yall puttin her down but yall lame asses on the PC doin shit get real she hott n yall now it yall just cant stand to see nobody better than yall. YA DIGG!!

    BEYONCE’S BIGGEST FAN DANIELLE FROM CHI-TOWN 14 YA DIGG

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