More Drunk Britney Spears
In case you thought Britney Spears was done wiping her ass with her image, think again. Page Six reports:
Train-wreck pop tart Britney Spears continued her club-hopping tour of Manhattan Tuesday night when she indulged in a frenzy of drinking, dancing and making out… spies said Britney was “partying like a college girl looking to get laid.” She headed to Marquee, where sources said she “demanded all alcohol be kept far away from her.” But other witnesses weren’t buying that. “She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom,” said one. “Because she was falling all over the place.” Spears’ wild night continued at club Tenjune, where she was seen arriving at 2:30 a.m. “Britney was completely hammered,” said a witness. Again, the tank top-clad party girl asked that no alcohol be put on the table - but clubgoers saw her dancing on the banquettes and “drinking what looked like vodka and O.J.”
Spears ended her night with a visit to McDonald’s.
At this point, why even bother hiding the alcohol? You’ve flashed your beaver, thrown up in a club, blacked out during a hostessing gig, and just plain looked fat and disheveled and disgusting all over the place here lately. So being photographed next to a bottle of Jager isn’t gonna really hurt you. It’s kinda of like being married. Once I tied the knot, I figured there was no point in shaving my armpits and pubes anymore. Shaving takes a really long time, and I’m usually pretty busy looking at porn or gambling on-line, so I don’t have time for that sort of nonsense. I mean, my husband knows I can grow hair there, so why keep hiding it? What, you expect me to wear my bridge all the time, too? Please. Anyway, my prosthetic leg chafes and has a weird smell. And it just gets old pretending all the time. Britney should just embrace her inner drunken fat girl and quit shaving her snatch already. It’s very liberating.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I bet she smells like ass.
Feb 8th, 2007
LadyJane
Who is looking after her fucking kids??? Or is this the next chapter in the Britney Spears tell-all, where they find both kids mummified in some apartment somewhere…..
Feb 8th, 2007
Tine
I’m sure the kids have a nanny or are with Britney’s mom - either way I’m sure they are better off. Mommy’s kisses taste like vodka.
Feb 8th, 2007
abby
… and menthol cigarettes.
Feb 8th, 2007
shannarato
Where is the ferret?
Feb 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
well, now think about it. she didn’t get ticketed for driving around with her kid on her lap, because cops didn’t see it. she’s got to figure children’s services won’t take her kids if they don’t witness it themselves.
sounds like a good reason to party to me.
Feb 8th, 2007
amy
this is so sad. she seriously needs an intervention. =( kev shouldn’t get the kids though. no matter how badly brit messes up, he’ll never deserve those kids.
Feb 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
gawd, is there any worse smell than a woman who:
has hair that reeks of cigarette smoke
has bourbon breath
smells like day old clams
??????????????????????????????
i swear i sat by her mother in high school “health class”.
blech.
and i didn’t even count that funny stale milk smell that nursing mothers (who aren’t that interested in hygiene) have?
a plethora of smells, people. a gen-u-wine plethora.
Feb 9th, 2007
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