Quickies: Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina

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Britney Spears’ thong is too small for all that ass. (CelebFart)

More Anna Nicole Smith baby drama. (Seriously? OMG)

Angelina Jolie’s incredible shrinking body. (popbytes)

It’s true love for Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. (CelebSlam)

Lilly Allen is definitely not into Jessica Simpson’s music. (Fatback)

Paris Hilton cries while buying edible underwear. That’s not a punchline to a joke — it really happened. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Channel your inner gangsta Friday with Three 6 Mafia’s “Doe Boy Fresh” premiere tonight at 11 on MTV. (Spankin’ New Music)

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I, also cry, when buying underwear (boxers).

  2. abby

    I cry when I pee ’cause it burns.

  3. CruisingforCock

    I want you to know that I am the father of the baby.

  4. oshkoshb'sucknfuck

    I cry when you pee, Abby, because it burns me too.

  5. It could be that she was genuinely sad, but I think it’s just publicity since she has such bad press lately.

  6. What in the name of Jerry Brightonhammer was that all about?
    I dont’ know but it doesn’t make sense to me.

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