Quickies: Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina

Britney Spears’ thong is too small for all that ass. (CelebFart)
More Anna Nicole Smith baby drama. (Seriously? OMG)
Angelina Jolie’s incredible shrinking body. (popbytes)
It’s true love for Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. (CelebSlam)
Lilly Allen is definitely not into Jessica Simpson’s music. (Fatback)
Paris Hilton cries while buying edible underwear. That’s not a punchline to a joke — it really happened. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Channel your inner gangsta Friday with Three 6 Mafia’s “Doe Boy Fresh” premiere tonight at 11 on MTV. (Spankin’ New Music)

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts
I, also cry, when buying underwear (boxers).
Feb 9th, 2007
abby
I cry when I pee ’cause it burns.
Feb 9th, 2007
CruisingforCock
I want you to know that I am the father of the baby.
Feb 10th, 2007
cosmin
yes she was buying underwear here are all the photos
http://www.girlsallaround.us/paris-hilton-buying-underwear-for-her-valentines-party/
Feb 10th, 2007
oshkoshb'sucknfuck
I cry when you pee, Abby, because it burns me too.
Feb 10th, 2007
CrackedLcd
It could be that she was genuinely sad, but I think it’s just publicity since she has such bad press lately.
Feb 12th, 2007
JerryBrightonhammer
What in the name of Jerry Brightonhammer was that all about?
I dont’ know but it doesn’t make sense to me.
Mar 30th, 2007
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