Feb 13, 2007
Ashley Olsen Puts on a Show
Tags: ashley olsen
I’m not sure what’s going on here. I think Ashley Olsen is about to pee standing up. Or else she’s trying to be sexy. In the same way that Fergie singing about her humps is sexy or getting kicked in the balls is sexy. Or that could be an anorexic Max Headroom having trouble pinching a loaf. It’s hard to tell from far away.
More of the “sexy” show after the jump.
26 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anon E. Mouse
Why do people say “after the jump”? You sound like a complete newbie tool, from “the register” or some such rag.
Feb 13th, 2007
Sorceressss
Good lord, these two girls have almost more money than God, can’t they take a shower every now and then and buy clothes that fit them and that don’t look like they were bought from Good Will???
Well at least she’s wearing panties, I guess that’s a plus vene thought they are kinda granny looking.
Feb 13th, 2007
RichPort
I have no idea who Assley Olsen is, but I would like to have a Texas belltower moment with her… or a Lee Harvey Oswald moment.
Anon E. Mouse? Shut the fuck up. How’s that for newbie tool shit.
Feb 13th, 2007
abby
Your screen name makes you sound like a newbie tool.
@ RichPort — I used to use a Texas bell tower as a toilet a couple of years back, until some psycho with an assault rifle took it over and ruined all the fun for everyone. It had a great view.
Feb 13th, 2007
RichPort
Thaaaaat’s why it was rusty Abby… what the fuck have you been drinking???
Feb 13th, 2007
Dragulf
I bet the papaRATzi kept the ‘good’ pictures for himself. You know, for later.
Feb 13th, 2007
Matthew
That was depressingly less-erotic than I had ever hoped such pics of an Olsen Twin would be. Thanks, you damned coke monkeys, you’ve ruined my hopes and dreams. Stop being fucking Hobbits. Damn.
Feb 13th, 2007
bionic bunny
max headroom has bigger boobs.
our obnoxious new poster has a name very similiar to a regular poster on snopes, and we all know what an ass mr. snopes himself is.
STFU mouse-turd.
Feb 13th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Wall E. Nonuts aka Anon E. Mouse
STFU phycho…………
Feb 13th, 2007
Italian Stallion
P.S. In that first picture it looks like she’s inviting Rich for a golden shower, I hear he’s into that shit…………….
Feb 13th, 2007
Anon E. Mouse
RichPort…. hmmmm…
does that mean you take it up the ass for $?
more after the jump…………..
losers.. LOL
Feb 13th, 2007
Anon E. Mouse
…. the italian stallion, goin broke, mak’n the port rich.
Yeah, ride that stallion boy!
Feb 13th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Wally,
Your patheticness cracks me up, and that fact that you have no balls makes me laugh even more, good luck…….
Feb 13th, 2007
oshkoshhateswally
Too many posts, Abby, can’t keep up. But it’s awesome at the same time… like multiple orgasms in a bumper car while smoking meth with Dale Earnhart’s ghost.
Feb 13th, 2007
oshkoshhateswally
P.S. Wally’s a fag.
Feb 13th, 2007
rose no thorns
She looks totally drunk.
Feb 14th, 2007
Sanna The Foreigner
“like multiple orgasms in a bumper car while smoking meth with Dale Earnhart’s ghost.”
Like putting a word after a word after a word and calling it art. By the way, when are we going to have our verbal fight? It could be in Swedish, German or Spanish. Maybe even in Norwegian or Estonian. You name it.
Feb 14th, 2007
leash
I bet she’s having impure thoughts about where she could stick that cactus in front of her and she’s just measuring the space she has to work with…
Feb 14th, 2007
RichPort
Wally, leave your idiocy at the Fish where it’s appreciated. And by appreciated I mean Fuck You.
Feb 14th, 2007
Anon E. Mouse
NO
More after the jump……..
Feb 14th, 2007
Anon E. Mouse
THANKS
More after the jump……..
Feb 14th, 2007
Anon E. Mouse
RICH
Feb 14th, 2007
oshkosh
Sanna, I appreciate your tenacity, being that I haven’t posted on here in about a month. But it’s good to see you’re still riding Wally’s pink penis and touting your language skills. I really haven’t given it a second thought, but now that you reminded me of how inferior I am with your ability to speak Estonian I have to say that my “art” will never be the same. I’m so jaded, in fact, that I think I’ll never post on a celebrity gossip site again, because it is after all a serious art form, and not something people do for fun. This, by the way, is sarcasm. I don’t know how to say it in Estonian, nor can I translate it to your native tongue Knucklehead Douchebaggian. Good day to you.
Feb 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
stallion, oshy, damn, i didn’t even figure THAT one out. i thought it was someone else completely!
too easy to pull the wool over my eyes, i guess.
Feb 14th, 2007
Jimminy Cricket
Too bad she wasn’t sunbathing nude and had an accident once she discovered a photographer was snapping photos of her
Jan 7th, 2008
the NEIGHBOR
i am most sick of this girl, she is trash with no manners! i live above her and sadly had to endure this madness. she was sitting there when some photographer got to close. i yelled at him to back up, thereby altering her and she sat there unfazed while releasing gas from her frontal private part. i was discussed i left.
Feb 1st, 2009
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