Britney Parties ‘Till She Pukes
Britney Spears went on another bender over the weekend, where it’s been reported that she blew chunks at least twice in one night. Page Six reveals:
Britney Spears didn’t let a night of throwing up in Tenjune’s bathroom halt her party plans. The tipsy tart was back in action… donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th. “She didn’t like what she was wearing,” said our spy, “so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her.” Spears changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat – and proceeded to dance.
The fun didn’t stop there. TMZ reports:
Brit [showed] up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday and partied until 3:30 AM. [When] Spears was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Brit’s ride was covered with puke!
Well, in her defense, it’s not really a good time unless somebody pukes. I learned that much in college. It’s even more of a good time if you puke while wearing the clothes of a stripper. And if you happen to pass out after shitting your pants and puking on yourself in the front seat of the company car while blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bell’s” at full volume at three in the morning, well, then, you’ve pretty much reached the apex of life, and it’s only gonna be downhill from there.
A picture of Britney’s actual puke after the jump.
UPDATE: New shitty pictures of Britney in the stripper’s bikini have been added for your viewing pleasure courtesy of WWTDD.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
leash
ohhhh yummy
Feb 13th, 2007
abby
Nothin’ like barf first thing in the morning…
Feb 13th, 2007
Sanna The Foreigner
What the hell is that GUY wearing? Is that black person even a man? Britney should definitely wear hair, both on her head and between her thighs.
Feb 13th, 2007
April
Is she holding onto an imaginary baby?
Practice makes perfect.
Feb 13th, 2007
RichPort
Why do all Down’s Syndrome people have the EXACT same face, despite race? It’s just wierd… similarly, why do all gay Black dudes have the exact same look?
Feb 13th, 2007
abby
Penciled in eyebrows just take the thug right out of a black man. It’s like having a bow stapled to your wiener or a pair of ladies’ pumps on your testicles.
Feb 13th, 2007
Phil
Hehe April! It could also be an imaginary giant bag of Cheetos.
Feb 13th, 2007
Jacey Blue
What a hot mess.
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Feb 13th, 2007
RichPort
I dunno Abby… they always have that “mouth full of cum”, “cat got the canary” look. The gay Black dudes, not the Down’s kids… don’t be sick…
Feb 13th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE KIDS?
bartered for a truckful of 40s and cheetos, most likely.
and i realize that we’re trying to move to people having a positive body image, but it really helps if the body in question IS a positive image. why does she think she can dress like she did at 17-18?
ah, drugs and booze, the sport of kings!!!
Feb 13th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That guy was so flaming the fire sprinklers went off in the club………
Feb 13th, 2007
oshkoshhateswally
Britney, if you are reading this, stop being so lazy and SUCK IT IN. That is all.
Also, stop being so ugly. And that is seriously all.
Feb 13th, 2007
kenny
your gay. you stupid sorry so of a whore what is your problem? be normal!
Mar 5th, 2007
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