Anna Nicole Gets the Kiss-Off
In a moving tribute to the late Anna Nicole Smith, exotic dancers the country over will be giving the “classic stripper kiss-off.” TMZ reports:
The “Girls of Rick’s Cabaret” will blow a goodbye kiss to Anna Nicole Smith on Valentine’s Day. At the stroke of midnight, dancers will dim the lights and join onstage in memory of the former exotic dancer, who died last Thursday at age 39. The tribute will take place at Rick’s Cabarets in Houston, New York City, Minneapolis, Austin and New Orleans, as well the company’s Club Onyx venues in Houston, Charlotte, Austin and South Houston, and XTC Cabarets in Houston, San Antonio and Austin.
What, no “pussy pop?” No “ass bounce?” No “imaginary thighmaster?” Please. I thought this was supposed to be a classy farewell. I mean, it said right there on the door “Classy Ass.” It also said “Please refrain from touching the girls” and “No one under 18 permitted.” But it didn’t say anything about wearing pants, baby! That’s called “winning by a technicality” and “legal loophole.” I’m practically Perry fucking Mason when it comes to wearing pants. It even says so right there on my arrest record.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
They should all ask the audience to submit pills to a candy dish, dump the pills in a velvet sack, then pop three or four each randomly. That would be the most fitting tribute ever.
Feb 14th, 2007
abby
Or they could take turns slurring and falling down and then yelling “TrimSpa, baby!” That’s what we’re doing at my house.
Feb 14th, 2007
RichPort
I hear cantalopes halves and broken dreams are the newest fashion accessories.
Feb 14th, 2007
sonya
No 21-pussy salute?
Feb 14th, 2007
abby
I tried to make my puss salute, but the best I could do was a queef.
Feb 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’m going to have written into my will that all strippers will blow their favorite customers upon my death. now THAT would be really classy, and MILLIONS would attend my funeral.
my pussy won’t salute, but it brings mr. buns to attention… does that count?
Feb 14th, 2007
Dragulf
Isn’t the kiss-off when you put the dollar in the garter and she smiles at you and blows you a kiss before she moves to the next guy? Fitting tribute then…
Feb 14th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Dragulf- I always thought it was when they let you kiss their two “lips”………
Feb 15th, 2007
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