Drew Barrymore is from the Future

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Drew Barrymore showed up at the New York premiere of her new movie on Tuesday with a gigantic necklace probably pilfered from the set of “Cleopatra 2525.” She looks pretty good and all, for being a woman of the future stuck in suspended animation. I bet one of the stones on that necklace is actually an ancient talisman used to ward off the Mordecies and the mutant androids from the future. Really, you never know when a piece of jewelery might come in handy. That’s why my charm bracelet is actually a .357 magnum and my earrings double as cyanide-tipped blow darts. I can’t tell you how many meter maids I’ve managed to dodge with these little baubles.

More pics of Drew after the jump.

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18 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    I always imagined the future to be WAAAAAAY more attractive.

  2. April

    Insert horrible, dirty, and outright inappropriate comment about how I’d rather her see her wearing a pearl necklace.

  3. sonya

    I would actually like that necklace if it was reduced like 50%. I think she looks very nice, I love that dress.

    I’d rather see April wearing a noose. Happy Valentine’s Day!

  4. abby

    Drew Barrymore has really grown on me lately. She was my best-dressed pick at the Golden Globes. The dress is great — that necklace is just too fucking big.

  5. beerdotcom182

    I miss Drew’s boobs. Whatever happened to them? *sigh*

  6. bionic bunny

    maybe it’s not really a necklace. maybe its her inner thetan coming out for a bit of fresh air.

    beer, i’m pretty sure her boobs are still there, but 25 lbs. of gold and mother of pearl tends to bind a girl down.

  7. Looks like polished mother of pearl seashells. Too bad they hide her cleavage.

  8. LadyJane

    I like it.
    So fuck y’all.

  9. sonya

    Ahem. Those are blister pearls. Since you were wondering.

  10. Tine

    I think the dress is great – the necklace is what kinda sucks…I’ve seen much worse however – Remember when Drew was starring in TV movies? Love her just for the come back.

  11. Do I detect a hint o’ wonky eye in that first picture?

  12. ya'll are crazy

    the necklace is unique and gorgeous. get some style people. she looks great.

  13. bionic bunny

    i absolutely agree that she looks fantastic these days. but that “bling” thing doesn’t do her justice.

  14. I think she looks hot there. I’ve always wanted to bang her since I saw her in E.T. ………………………

  15. Sveyden

    Methinks she has had some face surgery. She doesn’t even look like Drew Barrymore anymore, more like Helen Hunt’s sister.

  16. leash

    I freaking love that necklace.
    She looks really glam in those pics.

  17. Lin

    I actually like it, I think it’s different and she’s done the right thing by pairing it with a simple and classic style white gown.

  18. leemy

    she is lol, wonderful lady specialy her sext lips make her more cool.

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