Katie Holmes is a Man
Is it just me, or is Katie Holmes starting to look more like a man? I’d say these pictures of her in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar ought to shed a little light on her and Tom Cruise’s infinitely weird relationship. I guess I kind of get Katie’s perspective — I mean, who didn’t lip sync to “Take My Breath Away” while tongue-kissing their pillow and pretending it was Maverick? There’s just something about a pre-pubescent crush that leaves a soft spot in your heart. Like, say, if Zack from “Saved by the Bell” or Joey McIntyre from “New Kids on the Block” proposed tomorrow, I’d accept, if only for nostalgic reasons. Just like Katie probably did. But I never got Tom’s attraction to her until now. You’ll note that she’s got the sumptuous curves and firm buttucks of a ten-year old boy. Really, they even dressed her like a man in one of the shots. I bet that was Tom’s idea. He probably creamed his tighty-whities when he saw her in that suit and tie. Boy, you slap a strap-on and some aftershave on her and she’d be just about all the man Tom could ever want. Lucky bastard.
More manliness after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Gotta be a man to marry Maverick.
Feb 15th, 2007
bitchy
Is it just me or does this “woman” look like she skipped puberty?
Aside from her bizarre height, her body (and face) is akin to that of an 11 year old child (not even sure of the sex).
Her entire bony structure is some weird little 6th grade-ish scale.
She has toothpick legs (thighs included). No hips, no boobs, no ass..
I think she a Tom make the perfect little spaceship couple.
A gay man and pre-pubescent boy managed to produce a Chinese alien baby.
It all makes sense.
Feb 15th, 2007
bartap
Some of her scenes in The Gift suggest she has more of a curvy body than you’re giving her credit for.
Feb 15th, 2007
RichPort
Yea, that’s obvious dot com. She is to attractive what gay porn is to a straight man.
By the way, obese people are technically curvy too.
Feb 15th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Tom Cruise married a man? SHOCKER!!!!!!!!
Feb 15th, 2007
Dragulf
When you are forced to take testosterone pills daily, what did you expect her to look like?
Feb 15th, 2007
Tine
In the close ups she covers up her teeth cuz she has that bizarro thing going with them – I think she looks ok overall. I saw her here on the streets in NYC pre TomKat and she was very tall and her but was big. Saw her on MacDougal window shopping…
Feb 15th, 2007
johanna
My gosh, you have to be the most stupid sounding people ever! Who cares??! If you do take the time to look at some other photos of the woman, you will see that she is infact a woman. And no she does not have abnormously large breasts, but they are above normal size. And that she looks like an 11 year old? Come on, either way, that just means she will look like she’s 20, when she is 35 – and I bet none of you geeks will! Hah!
Apr 11th, 2007
Edmundo Cobbins
Sexy video with Katie Holmes online and free
http://katie-holmes-sex.blogspot.com/?id=55379492&s=y
full video
Oct 5th, 2009
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