Feb 19, 2007
Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Sobriety
Lindsay Lohan and her double chin celebrated their newfound sobriety by spending the evening partying at Club Les Deux. There’s commitment for you. It’s just like that time I celebrated my born-again virginity by fucking the entire Alabama basketball team and then letting them all take turns spunking on me. Or the time I celebrated my newfound fiscal responsibility by buying a flat screen and a PSP so I’d have something to do while I did bong hits instead of going to work. Priorities, baby. You have to get all your ducks in a row. Just like me and Lindsay.
More of the multi-chinned Ms. Lohan after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Hmmm, this is very much like celebrating getting away with murder by, I don’t know……going on a killing spree?
Feb 19th, 2007
Xan
how is she fat?
Feb 19th, 2007
sonya
Nice hooker shoes. Now give them back to Marilyn Manson, there’s a good slut.
Feb 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Silly rabbit, rehabs for old ugly drunks………..
Feb 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
don’t call me silly, just call me darling!
-buns
Feb 19th, 2007
jep
What the fuck are you talking about a double chin?!? Jeesus! That girl is really skinny. I don’t know what people should look like, if they are normal weight they are fat and if they are anorexic it’s ugly. Please stop making girls and women around you getting sick with eating disorders. Thank you.
Feb 20th, 2007
lash505
Sobriety is looking great for Lindsay
Mar 11th, 2007
irene
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THIS WON’T LAST LONG!ONCE A DRUNK ALWAYS A DRUNK!
Aug 27th, 2007
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